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Neil McLoughlin

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1/1/08 | me too! | Reply

Neil McLoughlin
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  • Member since: January 2006
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naah........... fuck u
Me, Myself, and I
sziget, oh for the love of god!!!! europe is very nice for me. if you have anything to say just send it to jesus, carer of the pentagon

Australia, the gowl of the world........................
 .. in a "gimme gimme more" kinda way, u know wot im talkin bout Peter u filthy man








the best week of my entire life.............crete 2007.......
put your hands up....do it
The Other Half Of Me
Pete Browne

Pete Browne

he's everything i look for in a man

Music
all music except music by girls, 'Feeder', muse, the strokes the shins rogue wave, very cool. love the chilis, jeff buckley, snow patrol, arctic monkeys, kings of leon, willy mason, youth group, all class
Films
Gladiator, Snatch, Wedding Crashers, Road Trip, Old School, Cinderella Man, Garden State, stand by me is my favourite movie for reasons i cant explain
Sports
MAN UTD big time baby!! also tennis fav player seb grosjean(aka focking legend)
Scared Of
Slight fear of oranges and being robbed in the midlle of the night, or being robbed by a giant orange in the middle of the night!!
Happiest When
with friends, sunny days, after leaving cert
Hate
people with moustaches, ginger dykes, leaving cert
Life Ambition
to be someone people might remember 100 years after im dead, also to live to be the oldest living man (for the laugh)

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    • classics

      If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

      A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

      If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

      Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

      Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

      I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

      When I see a hardcore computer geek, I really want to say, “Go outside, the graphics are great!”

      Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

      As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

      Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway

      On the other hand, you have different fingers

      I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong

      I intend to live forever. So far so good

      0 Comments 272 weeks

    • Podge and Rodge one liners

      >A few of these are classics...
      >
      >I'm as sick as a small hospital
      >I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
      >She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
      >Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
      >My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
      >He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
      >He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
      >As funny as a burning orphanage
      >He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
      >I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
      >I feel like a boiled sh*te (hung-over)
      >(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
      >She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
      >As busy as the Dalkey dole office
      >Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
      >As tight as a nun's knickers
      >I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
      >I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the
      >van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
      >Up and down like a hoor's knickers
      >No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
      >Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
      >What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
      >I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
      >A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
      >Jays us, she could breastfeed a crè che
      >As fit as a butcher's dog
      >She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
      >Not even the tide would take her out
      >Mother Teresa wouldn' t 't kiss her
      >Daz wouldn't shift her
      >Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
      >A sniper wouldn't take her out
      >Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
      >If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
      >She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
      >She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
      >She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
      >If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s (or strawberries eh Sprig ?)I wouldn't
      >let her look over the wall

      1 Comment 368 weeks

    • Do this

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      2. Are we friends?........
      3. When and how did we meet?........
      4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
      5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
      6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
      7. Describe me in 1 word........
      8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
      9. do u still fink the same?......
      10. What reminds u ov me?.....
      11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
      12. How well do u no me?......
      13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
      14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
      15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?...

      7 Comments 374 weeks

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    • luv Lia Stokes

      Howiya love? how did the last night go for ya? Where did you crazy cats end up? Met quivs in Cuba but the rest of ye were nowhere to be seen?!! Odd..... Gimme a bell over the weekend if ur doing anything fun

      10/10/08
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      Ebhan Loughlin

      your not 20 ya bastard! if thats the case id be 20 PLUS 4 days, which im not. any craic? when will ya be gracin dublin with your presence again?

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      Meg Will.I.Ams

      thats all very well neil.... but whats it got to do with tits and acid?

      9/22/08
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      Sabhbh The Shilly Schmartie

      well well... u made it home in one piece!! n suprised me by not forgettin anyone :L hows college???xxx

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      Francis Power

      Sounds like ya had a crazy time alrite, well wat ya make of venice and prague??? Ya stayed in around the cities didnt go near the coast at all did ya spend much money???

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      Vanilla cheeks, I miss you too much....waaaaaaaaah!! you better be around at the weekend for some top buzzin!

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      NEIL!!!! what up? u gotta come out 2m for my birthday k?

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      Francis Power

      Well how did ya get on around europe which cities did ya go to and what ya think???

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      "Santa??" :(

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