well alice wots da crak? havent seen r heard y ain ages. wot u doin wit urself these days? im nw a mum of 2 boys n pure luvin it. alex is turnin 4 nxt wk and marcus wil b 8mths the day after alex's b'day :-)

boo I was going through peoples profiles, and i think you are an interesting guy, and hot too. I was doing a lil cam show for my friends gettin naughty, hit me up on MSN my names surrendervqou@hotmail.com laters

ALSEYBAAAAAAAAAAABES! missed by seconds, mere seconds! meh oh well

Whatever you do don't wear a beard in morocco...... they'll kill you for impersonating Muhammad. Have a good 'un.

P.s. i've discovered an Android masquerading as a 'computer technician/ web designer' (a very convenient career choice for a cyborg!) he calls himself DAAAAAAA-Heeeeee (that's the pronunciation how you spell it is beyond me) or i suppose you could call him 'Gaelic Dave'. Anyway i've figured he's got x-ray vision from those exceptionally blue eyes, and as for his cold metallic grin of death it's just chilling!

so this guy who looks like God turns up in the studio yesterday, mildly browses the 'products' and leaves me to munch my smoked salmon sandwich slurp down some baltic coffee (hadn't got any milk) and wonder how i managed to have a completely silent conversation with him. (well not entirely, i was talking to him in my head, and wondering how he got such brighter than white white curly locks, evidently Daz was involved somewhere!) got your letter Alseybabes drasticaly improved what was otherwise a crap tuesday......yip the African mask Voodoo is still strong and i've drank all my Holy water supplies! Tres Jealous of this Von Rattigan Artiste.......rat bastid. A reckoning is to be had. ME =vs= RODENTBOY. Preferring the dog which appears to be smoking a golfball! Toodles J x

Alseybabes.......your jitterbugging banana has inspired me to make Nanna puppets with bananas, red pipe cleaners and string! The art crusade is strong at the mo, i've completed 2 paintings in 2 days........PRoGRESS!!! Now all i have to do is track down those heinous bald wombles that asked for the visual regurgetations! i'm dressed like a swamp ninja, armed with shuriken dried apricots, and glazed brazil and almond tipped darts! and i'm wired on vintage xmas cake and cherries. before i toddle on, i have to implore ya to escapé to here, if possible, by the 1st March. it'll be mad! hope the uni work is behaving and what what what what murderous tomes have you been reading? p.s. i really have to get a photo of the big mad religious tingy i made to ya, it looks, not to be self-complimentary or anything, brilliantly crap, or crap that's brilliant....even spectacular oh and i ran out of baccy, so i'm bulging eyed and foaming at the mouth from vintage nicorette bad mint gum. Yuck!

hey hey!,when you comin back for crimbo?,i've STILL got some of that nail polish on my toes!

Alsey babes you have to see my L1NDA album, she's been reincarnated as a glasswasher from hell!!!!

hellllllo ya aul girl ya!!!! wats the craico!!!??? awww the memories......(boggly nose, laffing clown, the earl grey tea) oh yes...the gud aul days!! tell tell wat ave u been up 2???!!! XOX

Excellent news on the Jobbo Alseybabes.........i should have dragged you out to the Burb. Got some serious stressing going on right now. i've the bar to open at 4, Liberty Blue or some sort of T-shirt manufacturers to contact, a charity trust logo to design and have layout choices ready by 3.30 and to top it all off some guy was meant to meet me at 1, but i missed him, so i could photograph his site for a house that hasn't been built yet, but he wants a fully rendered pic of what it will look like built, and surrounded with vegetation, conifers, and a complete landscaped garden......all from photies of an empty field and architect blueprints. so anyway big mad ball of fire with a heart with a pulse going through it..... jesus it's either the pulse or a fracture exploding.. that's the fecking priority. you know sometimes i curse the person who raided my mountain of Bob, and you and i both know who that is....... ferg's friend Ray, funnily enough i suppose it belonged to him 1st.

the varnish on my pinky toes has begun to fade

heyheyhey Alseybabes, good to hear you're coming back to the isle, when'll ya be here, i'm off for the weekend (tuesday and wednesday). the bar is way out in the styx (it's called the Bottle of Benburb a.k.a skeltons) beware if ya do call out to it, the place is like the village of the damned only the children have all been turned into dogs. oooooo i saw a 3 legged dog . givus a shout and we can set the world to rites again.

thats brillant when are you home? really looken forward to seeing you xoxoxoxoxox