Right guys, latest mix is up. Wee bit of trance dropping into some peak-time hands-in-the-air-nonsense!!

linky: http://www.4shared.com/file/89771747...

As always feel free to comment/abuse/etc

Tracklist:

Armin van Buuren - Imagine
Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Mike Koglin remix)
Airwave feat. Didier Likeng - Sunshine In Your Heart
DJ Shah feat. Adrina Thorpe - Back To You (Original mix)
Armin van Buuren & DJ Shah feat. Chris Jones - Going Wrong (DJ Shah's Magic Island mix)
Selu Vibra - Devine (Original mix)
Filo & Peri feat. Eric Lumiere - Shine On (Aly & Fila remix)
Lemon & Einmar K - Anticipation
Daniel Kandi & Robert Nickson - Liberate (Original mix)
7 Skies & Static Blue - Central Park (Original mix)

Jokes that only work in Scotland

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.
"Comfy?” asks the dentist.
"Govan," she replies.

What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography?
Oor Wullie.

A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of
antlers?"
"Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter.
"That's affa deer," says the guy.

Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement?
He's awa' noo.

After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing

the kilt.
"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white
dress," he replies.

What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays?
A skean dhu.

How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just Juan.

A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a
lace missing.
"No," argues the assistant, "look at the label - it says Taiwan”

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen
sheepfarmer?
The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an
Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."

What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident?
The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.

While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked:
"What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?"
"I'd put him off at the next stop," he says.
"Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?"
"I'd take the first two weeks in August," he replies.

Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a
negative - "Aye right."

A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he
spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car.
"What's up, Jimmy?” he asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as
masel..."

The following is an edited transcript of Newcastle interim manager Joe Kinnear's first official press conference yesterday

JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?

SB Me.

JK You're a cunt.

SB Thank you.

JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely fucking out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can fuck off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that fucking crap. No fucking way, lies. Fuck, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] fucked off.

SB No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?

JK I've fucking read it, I've read it.

SB It doesn't say that. Have you read it?

JK You are trying to fucking undermine my position already.

SB Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.

JK Fuck off. Fuck off. It's your last fucking chance.

SB You read the copy? It doesn't say that you didn't know.

JK What about the headline, you think that's a good headline?

SB I didn't write the headline, you read the copy.

JK You are negative bastards, the pair of you.

SB So if I get a new job next week would I take the first day off? No I wouldn't. If I get a new job should I call my boss and tell him I am taking the first day off?

JK It is none of your fucking business. What the fuck are you going to do? You ain't got the balls to be a fucking manager. Fucking day off. Do I want your opinion. Do I have to listen to you?

SB No, you can listen to who you want.

JK I had a 24-hour meeting with the entire staff.

SB Joe, you are only here six weeks, you could have done that on Sunday, or Saturday night.

JK No, no, no. I didn't want to do it. I had some other things to do.

SB What? More important things?

JK What are you? My personal secretary? Fuck off.

SB You could have done the meeting Saturday night or Sunday. You could have had them watching videos, you could have organised them.

JK I was meeting the fucking chairman the owner, everyone else. Talking about things.

SB It is a valid point that was made in there. A valid point.

JK I can't trust any of you.

Niall Hickman Joe, no one could believe that on your first day at your new club, the first-team players were not in. No one could believe it in town. Your first day in the office.

JK My first day was with the coaches. I made the decision that I wanted to get as much information out of them.

NH But why Monday, no one could believe it?

JK I'm not going to tell you anything. I don't understand where you are coming from. You are delighted that Newcastle are getting beat and are in the state they are? Delighted, are you?

NH Certainly not. No one wants to see them get beaten, why would we?

JK I have done it before. It is going to my fucking lawyers. So are about three others. If they can find something in it that is a court case it is going to court. I am not fucking about. I don't talk to fucking anybody. It is raking up stories. You are fucking so fucking slimy you are raking up players that I got rid of. Players that I had fallen out with. You are not asking Robbie Earle, because he is sensible. You are not asking Warren Barton? No. Because he is fucking sensible. Anyone who had played for me for 10 years at any level ... [but] you will find some cunt that ...

Other journalist How long is your contract for Joe?

JK None of your business.

SB Well it is actually, because we cover the club. The club say you are here to the end of October, then you say six to eight games which would take it to the end of November. We are trying to clarify these issues. We are getting no straight answers from anyone. How long are you here for. It is a dead simple question. And you don't know ...

JK I was told the length of contract. Then I was told that possibly the club could be sold in that time. That is as far as I know.