WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MY NIGGAZ : Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MY NIGGAZ : Call your parents mum and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MY NIGGAZ : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!

"WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MY NIGGAZ : Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MY NIGGAZ : Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MY NIGGAZ : Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MY NIGGAZ : Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MY NIGGAZ : Walk right in and say, "I'm home!

"WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MY NIGGAZ : Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MY NIGGAZ : Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!

"WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MY NIGGAZ : Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will read this.
MA NIGGAS : Will steal this, just like i did

Tips on how to treat a lady - anyone who takes this seriously has issues
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes…girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and roundhouse kick her in the back of the head. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she says she is, say, “You better be!” Hang up. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement. Every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words “[snip] you” and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because i can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when shes cold…and not by giving her your jacket…then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now you’re going to be bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home. Now you can use your arms for more important things, like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then roundhouse kick her. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts……and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i’m talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say no its just the rain. Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you [snip]ing baby. Girls like a tough man as i’ve already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. She’ll think you’re mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don’t get her something. Teach her material obj

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Tupac woz born June 16th 1971 but on September 7th 1996 At 11:14 P.M., while stopped at the intersection of East Flamingo Road and Koval Lane, Shakur was shot in a drive-by shooting. PAC was hit four times, twice in the chest, and once each in his arm and thigh, while Knight was scratched in the head by a piece of flying glass.
At the time of the shooting, Shakur was riding alongside with Suge Knight, with his bodyguard following behind in a vehicle belonging to Kidada Jones, Shakur's then-girlfriend. The bodyguard, Frank Alexander, stated that while he was about to ride along with the rapper in Suge Knight's car, Shakur asked him to drive Kidada Jones' car in case they were too drunk and needed additional vehicles from Club 662 back to the hotel.After arriving on the scene, police and paramedics took Shakur and Knight to the University Medical Center. Shakur was placed on life support until his death six days later, on September 13, 1996, at 4:03 PM. He was 25 years old.