WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BLACKFRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and miss BLACKFRIENDS: Call your parents aunt and uncle.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BLACKFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACKFRIENDS: Keep your shit until you have to borrow it back!

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BLACKFRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BLACKFRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "Where you at?"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BLACK FRIENDS: Are fo life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste shit!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will repost