so yeah its kareoke time again shit bags and i have chosen the classic rock song , HOLY DIVER!.........to sing along with me auld flashbox


Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen

Repeat verse 1

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

* "Lucy is banging cops which is no big deal I guess. I don't run Lucy she's for to be her own woman" (free to be)
* "Lucy might have a problem, but what Lucy doesn't know won't learn her." (hurt)
* "Get me two bags of chips Dressed All Over and Zesty Mordant". (All Dressed and Zesty, Mordant is French for Zesty and is a mix-up of reading both languages on the bilingual packaging in Canada)
* "Yeah get me some jalapano chips" [pronounced ja-LAP-ano] (jalapeño)
* "Worst case Ontario..." (scenario)
* "Supply and Command..." (demand)
* "Denial and Error..." (trial)
* "Make my words" (Mark)
* "Hey Bubs are you watching that documentary on Saskatchewans?" (Sasquatches)
* "(While addressing the Judge in court) Thank you your Majesty." (Honour)
* "She's just going through a phrase...." (phase)
* "Make like a tree.....and fuck off." ("leave")
* "I toadaso, I fucking toadaso." ("told you so")
* "It was golfing flames, flames golfing out the side." ("engulfed in")
* "(To Alex Lifeson of Rush) Well play that Diane Sawyer song then." (Tom Sawyer)
* "This Trailer Park looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here Lahey." (storm)
* "We can get 2 birds stoned at once." (with one stone)
* "Why do you look like Indianapolis Jones? (Indiana)
* "He passed with flying carpets." (colours)
* "It doesn't take rocket appliances." (science)
* "Rocket surgery" (Brain surgery)
* "Trinity's at the age where it's gorilla see gorilla do." (monkey)
* "Do you got a search warranty for that." (warrant)
* "I must be fire retarded or something." (retardant)
* "I'm not a pezmist, I'm an optometrist. (Pessimist, Optimist)
* "What goes around "is all around" ("comes around")
* "I'll drive you back to the park Lucy but there is probably a pretty good chance that it might be over between us" (Ricky uses a triple conditional, just one would be sufficient)
* "If my dad and Julian and Bubbles hadn't had been out all night getting lap-dances and getting drunk, the whole thing could have been preventative". (prevented)
* "To be honest with you I fucking hate bagmitten. I mean I played it in jail but thats because you can't smoke which is fucked. So to take your mind off the cigarettes you play sports." (badminton)
* "Breaker, Breaker come in earth. This is Rocketship 27, some aliens fucked over the carbinator in engine number four, we are going to try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper". (carburator, repair, Jupiter)
* "That's not a ladybug. That's a "cannerpillar". ("caterpillar")
* How to get "Bhurbon" stains out of "Kahiki pants" ("Bourbon", "Khaki pants")
* "One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage". ("One man's trash is another man's treasure")
* "Au gratin" (gratis, free; au gratin is with cheese)
* "I surance" (Insurance)
* "Swallow my prize" (pride)
* "Neither here, there, and everywhere" (neither here nor there)
* "Boys, let's make toast" (Let's toast)
* "There's no Lurches in there Bubbles is there?" (leeches)
* "I know what you're doing, Lahey, you're trying to fill my feet." (Fill my shoes)
* "Lahey was my mother's mating name and they called me Randy at school no big deal." (maiden)
* "You gotta remember, every kid goes through phrases." (phases)
* "What Julian don't grow won't burn him". (Know, Hurt