1 We go for a few snakey ones lads! - Monty
2 Film! Two words! First word! - Mongo
3 Glynn you are the smelliest man in the world! - Everyone
4 ALLEZ! - Mongo
5 If we close the door in the bus the under 14s wont be able to see us! - Eoin Barry
6 Dont give the ball to Ben he'll just break a window! - Yasin
7 We love the Scarlets when they play in Cardiff! - Everyone
8 Go on Ger give us a song! - Blake
9 Eoin Barry, get the fuck off my bed! - Me
10 I was just chattin up this bior.....! - Michael
11 Very Bad! - Everyone
12 We are going to Cardiff! - Bill
13 I was biting the gun actually Blake! - Mouse
14 Shes good boy! Well good for you! - Glynn

Paul O'Connell's dog is trained to pick up his own poop ecause Paul O'Connell takes shit from no one.

The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Paul O'Connell is after it.

Marcus Horan's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Marcus Horan.

Ronan O'Gara counted to infinity - twice.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Donncha O'Callaghan for help.

When Paul O'Connell exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Jerry Flannery doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs

Paul O'Connell, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Paul O'Connel, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Peter Stringer open you would find another Peter Stringer inside, only smaller and angrier.

Gordon D'arcy can slam a revolving door

Brian O'Driscoll was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Denis Hickie and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Paul O'Connell was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop

John Hayes puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Ghosts are actually caused by Dennis Leamy killing people faster than Death can process them.

When Dennis Leamy does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Andrew Trimble is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Paul O'Connell can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

David Wallace sold his soul to the devil for his superhuman strength and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wally dump tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Jerry Flannery doesn't see dead people, he makes people see dead.

The chief export of Marcus Horan is pain.

After much debate, President Bush decided to send the U.S. Marines to Iraq rather than the alternative of sending Donncha O'Callaghan. It was
more "humane".

Geordan Murphhy's up-and-unders go so high you have to knock on God's door to get it back