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Lauren

Tequila..Helping woman lower their standards for years!

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Tagline: For The Boys!
Me, Myself, and I: Just moved to Wellington where I'm studying Law and a BA...so far so good...

...lIfe iS NoT MEasUreD bY ThE nUmBEr OF bReAThs We TaKe...bUt BY tHe NuMbeR oF MoMEntS THat TaKe OuR BrEaTH aWay...
LIKES...: loud music...the beach...sleepin in...road trips...Dan Carter...sun bathin...comedys...midori...n
ights wit th girls...exercise...summer...o
ld skool beats haha...drinkin...chick flicks...holidays..double shot flat white on a Sunday mornin...James Bond...hugs!...chocolate...si
tin by th fire...getin dressd up...blue powerade..gettin mail...chewin gum..havin a bath...nice perfume...BBQ's...
DISLIKES...: liers...cheaters...emos...dod
gy cunts at th Mapua Tav...spiders...needles...pay
ing 4 petrol...havin 2 work Sundays...drinkin games...homework...aeroplane food...Monday mornings...exams...rain...lic
orice...bein poor...havin no car...loosin shit...public transport...
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WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to
speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into
his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.
"Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running
her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of
her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered,

"there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

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stupid stuf hahah

In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and! that would be how???.....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????....)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness.."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to.what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh.fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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