Yes, just when you thought the Chemist's could get any better...Guess what? They did. Our latest instalment of musical wizadery, is an incredible slice of gangster rap, but with the Chemist's (brilliant) spin on the genre. For the recording of this modern day masterpiece we enthralled the creative help of new member gangster/mc Jason "jay-son(sought of like jay-z)" Moles. After the incredible beats had been laid down by the one and only "BeatfreakPete", we set to work recording a tale of modern times. We tried to relate it to life we see in our home of Guildford, and so decided to spin a tale centred around the squalor that is Park Barn. The plot revolves around the life of "John", and his best mate "Bad Boy Barry".
As im sure you agree it is a work of incredible wit, energy and intelligence. As you can see the Chemist's are paving a new way forward for new music and life in general. We hope you enjoyed it, and keep checking for new updates on what is the greatest musical legacy ever found.

-Now we'll wait for Pete to narate the story of the new track, the brilliantly titled "They Didn't Have Any Butter!"

over and out.

hello children, we have the following requests-
1. we want someone who can sing to join us in our conquest
2. we want someone who can write lyrics... good lyrics mind u.
3. we want more friends
thankyou mightily

The origional idea for the collective musical revolution that is known as "We Are Chemists" began many centuries ago. During an drug filled cocaine binge, the two great ones suddenly found music was being sent into their minds. Where from, we do not know. Some say God, others say the drugs. Whatever the case is, something incredible happened. When they came out of their drug induced commas, they discovered they had written and recorded the single most incredible song ever. They entitled this "Rave". Convinced it was their life puropse, they set about creating such flabbergasting sounds such as the world has never seen.
These will be revealed onto the unsuspecting world in due course.
In the mean time, keep yourselves busy by perhaps listening to "Rave" on repeat for a day in a padded cell. Or by playing Tiddley Winks.
And while you are playing these delightful games, just remember have hope. We will return shortly.