* If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

* Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

* Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel

* It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

* On a high school maths test, Chuck Norris wrote down 'violence' for every answer and acheived an A* because Chuck always solves his problems with violence

* Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin

* Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds

* Chuck Norris does not hunt as the word hunting implies the possibillity of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing

* If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, its fucking beef

* Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

* In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself

* The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain

* Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card

* Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow

* The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris

* Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives

* 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year

* Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time

* Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

* In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

* Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist

* Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan

* Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die

* Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 Mph at the Daytona 500, without a car

* Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her

* Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch - A - Sketch

* For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest

* Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparralleled martial arts abillity. Shortly after the transaction, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad forever and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

* In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character

* We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris

* The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long

* The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned

* When you're Chuck Norris, anything and everything is equal to 1.... 1 roundhouse kick to the face..

* When Chuck Norris is giving you the finger, he is telling you how many seconds you have to live

* Bill Gates lives in constant fear that one day... Chuck Norris' com

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3.best thing about me
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4.worst thing about me
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5. Do we know each other outside of bebo?
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6. What song reminds you of me?
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7. Would you keep a secret from me?
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8. What is your favorite memory of us?
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8. would you kiss me?
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9.can you trust me?
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10. If I were a candy what would I be?
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11. whats my best feature?
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12. Do you think I'm a good person?
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15. wat would yu change about me?
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16.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
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17.If we was together right now what would we be doing?
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18.do we see eachotha alot?
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19.have you eva hurt me?
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20.am i loveable?
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21.wats tha best word to describe me?
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22.anythin to say before you go?
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