Hillcrest High - A calculator, a bunch of pens and time tables, and the hillcrest high school policy to keep you safe.

St Johns - Dax Wax, a comb, GHD, and a couple of dollars to pay the bros back for the morning pies down at the masters ave dairy

Sacred Heart Girls College - A bunch of condoms

St Pauls - A Full Wallet, Map of the New school that you were brought into on scholarship because you are really good at Rugby, Basketball, Soccer etc

Girls High- You don't have a schoolbag, just a bag for your makeup, and a few ciggies to smoke at the bus depot

Melville - marijuana, Lunch Cigarettes

Fairfield College - an afro comb, a dictaphone that you recorded some songs on tape to, and no food- you intend to steal some at school

Fraser - A weapon, Marijuana, some of your Dad's dole money for lunch

Boys High - Your Sport gears i.e rugby/football boots, rowsuit. Also a mirror for touch-ups during the day.

Church College - Pregnancy test, Baby Things

St Peters - Car keys and your mac laptop that your dad bought you.

Morrinsville- Milking gloves and a picture of your new girlfriend, who is also your cousin

Cambridge - A bag full of rubbish, because you don't need books to pass NCEA

Nga Taiatea-a pair of pois and a sandwhich wrapped up in a bread bag

The difference between FAKE friends and REAL friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.




FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM




FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin “Man ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"




FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you




FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.




FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.




FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.




FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"




FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.




FAKE FRIENDS: will stand up for you to the person who talks about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out