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Shane Garry
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Male, 22,
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- from Mullingar
- Profile views: 3,276
- Last active: 2/17/08
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- Are u parkin r drivin? Cause u cant do both!
- Me, Myself, and I
- <<<<<<<I tried to stuff my dog too but it didnt work out, shocker!
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h...eh....well u c....ehhhh....wat about?......ehhhh....ehh wat was i sayin again? Fuck it! Dosent really matter neway!!!!No one reads dis neway so who cares!
Nice One Kate
Kate:Shane ur smart how do u no if u've swallowed a tablet or not?
Shane:Eh do u really need me on that one
Kate:YES! these fuckin tablets keep trickin me they disappear n i dont no if i've swallowed em or not!
- Music
- Ahh sure music is only noise tat sounds good.Normally into watevers goin!! Cept really heavy rock! If theres shoutin in it u've gone too far!
- Films
- Pure comedy man if its funny its good-Borat, Jackass 1 & 2, Norbit, u no nethin good cept Epic Movie cause dat was crap!!
- Sports
- Since im 10 foot tall da obvious choice would be basketball, n u'd be right i love to shoot a few hoops! I'd have to say golf too only playin thou i hate watchin it! Rugby, darts, snooker, ehhh bit o tennis n table-tennis but not a lot really!
- Scared Of
- Tellin Greg he cant have food! Hairy women (not mentionin ne names)! Girls dat are taller than me(only met 1 so far)! Kate Cassely wen i have wronged her!
- Happiest When
- Tellin Shea santa claus doesnt exist! Hangin out wit friends wherever dat may be! Shoutin out random things at ppl i dont know! Listenin to Mr Shaws stories!
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Fill in for da larf!
1.whats your name?
2.are we close?
3.what do u think of me?
4.do u ave a crush on me?
5.wud u kiss me?
6.wud u f**k me?
7.describe me in 3 words?
8.if u had me 4 30 mins wat wud u do?
9.wat was ur 1st impression of me?
10.do u still think the same?
11.wat reminds u of me?
12.if u cud give me ne tin wat wud it b?
13.who do i love tat u no of?
14.wat do u like best about me?
15.ever wanted to tell me sumtin u couldn?
16.could u ever love me?
17.give me a nick name an explain y?
18.r u gona put this on ur blog an c wat i say about u?
19.anything to say b4 u go?
9 Comments 351 weeks
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The Great Night Out!
Follow this advice and youll never be left scratching your head on a night out again.
Problem:Glass appears clear
Reason:Its water!someone is trying to sober you up.
Action:Apply fist.
Problem:You dont recognise the room or anybody in it.
Reason: Dont panic!Youve wandered into wrong party.
Action:Find some beer anyway.
Problem:Feet are cold and wet
Reason:Glass being held horizontally
Action:Rotate to vertical position
Problem:Floresent lights seen on wall ahead
Reason:You have fallen backward
Action:Have yourslf chained to bar
Problem:Fag ends in mouth
Reason:You have fallen forward
Action:See above
Problem
eer tasteless and shirt wet
Reason:Mouth open or glass applied to wrong part of face
Action:Retire to loo,practice in mirror
Problem:Floor blurry
Reason: Looking into empty glass
Action:Get someone to get you another
Problem:Floor moving
Reason:You are being carried out
Action:Find another pub/party
Problem:Room seems a bit dark
Reason ar has closed
Action:Grab taxi home
Problem:Everyone smiles up at you
Reason: You are dancing on a table
Action:Fall on someone fat
Problem:Hands and nose hurt and mind is suspiciously clear
Reason:Youve been in a fight
Action:Say sorry to everyone you meet in case it was them
Problem: Dont know words to song
Reason eer is right
Action:Engage air guitar
Problem:Ugly woman/man in sight
Reason:Innsufficient beer
Action:Apply double glass technique
Problem:Shins and knees hurt
Reason:Youve been bumping into things
Action:Apologise to wall,bin etc and maintain dosage
Problem ed is bumping around
Reason:You are in ambulance
Action:To late youve made an arse of yourself!
Good Luck!0 Comments 352 weeks
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A better way of life?
I think the life cycle isnt up to scratch as it is.Heres my view on what it should be.
You die first.get it out of the way, no one likes it and we all dread it
You go to an old age home where nurses cater for your every need, you feel better each day until you are kicked out for being too healthy.
You settle into work recieving a gold watch on your first day. you work for forty years until you are young enough to retire.
You go through your bachelor years where you drink, party and are generally permiscuous.you get ready for secondary school.School gets easier each day until you become a child
You have no troubles you just play each day and have no responsibilities.
you then spend the last nine months of your life floating peacefully in the lap of luxury. in spa like conditions with central heating and room service.
Finally you end your life as an orgasm!
I rest my case.0 Comments 353 weeks
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David Tynan11/20/10I just pulled $833 in five days at home in my spare time! Made it from - http://goo.gl/UXGHA Your going to be so happy!
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hello Sam This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane22cool@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
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Gary Shaw6/17/08
Shane saw u onda course today on the hole i had w8 4it the longest drive of the whole of Mullingar!!!! to say the least!!...... (and yes..... Des was plyin... no excuses... hit d fairway or ya dont Desmond!!!) ya enterin d boys this yr???? ya fukin beta!! ill b up ta c yey all playin d Leinster's in Tullamore...... it's comin home ta Mullingar baby!!!!!
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Alan Garry6/12/08
well bro how the hell are ya i know you are never on here but i dont have any other way of contacting you me been the best brother in the world doesent even have your cell number lol the best of luck in the exams i hope all goes well for ya
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Lorna Brick5/3/08damian is so rude!!
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Dessie Renehan4/10/08Iv got issues with people who use the word unique.. The person is very unique.. you cant say that... your either unique or your not.. They abuse it.. an old teacher of mine used to say that only some things were incredible. n i agree you seen torres goal the other night.. they said it was incredible..but it wasnt.. you could see it happening .. so it wasnt incredible..i better stop talkin now.. Wat a legend...
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Daniel Byrne3/9/08
hey did ya enjoy friday night?
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Grace Coghlan
mmm.. delayed love!sweet hey?? shane im screwed..came home after french passed oout asleep n i cant study!! xx
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Grace Coghlan2/17/08
i dont gots any til tomro.. den my friend..its urs!! k illl c u tomoro.. love ya!xx
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Rev. Emma Wims2/17/08haha.. alrite..c ya TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slan shag!!xx
What a strange history class tha was...sorry dat was d nly thin i cud think bout doin if u get up set in any way please free fone this number 1550 s.h.u.t u.r. s.q.u.e.l.i.n a.s.s.h.o.l.e!!!!!!!!!!!! MUTA FUKA!!!!
Rev. Emma Wims 0 Repliesoh..its purdy...xx
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