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The Election

The Election
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Me, Myself, and I
I am a page dedicated to the current campaign between Mr fat Jew Arse Strong Esquire and Mr. Fanny Moron the Third. This election shall last from this moment untill midnight on the 31s of december 2006 when the polls will close. This Election is to determine the betterest peson in the world. So remeber Stay Classy Electorate



The Bestest person on the face of the earth? 87 days ago

a) Mr Fanny Moron the Third 66%
b) Mr. Fat Jew Arse Strong 33%

ITS OFFICIAL FANNY IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN FATJEW!!
33% BETTER
FATJEW IS ONLY HALF AS GOOD AS FANNY
72.3 PEOPLE VOTED FATJEW!!
144.67 PEOPLE VOTED FANNY!!
"FUCK YEAH" quote fanny moron on winning!
"meh"quote fatjew on hearing he lost


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Music
Mr Arse Strong has been know to listen to explosive levels of muse and once i quote ' Listened to so much muse i exploded'
Mr Moron on the other hand sees himself as an enlightened soul and finds music in everything from the gentle swaying of summer grass to the initial plop of a good dump!!
Films
the only policy that both men seem to hav in common is they both agree paragraph 2 of the Poid Declaration 1922 stating that 'Anchorman is the greastest film ever and anyone who says or thinks other wise wil be shot!'
also according to the terms of necrophelia and abundance of fuel injection 1984 we also agree that "THE PINK POWER RANGER IS HAWT"
Slogans
Mr Arse Strong's: ' Vote for me I have A cool Hat'. This slogan has proved quite popular mainly due to the corospondin g picture in which he is wearing a damn good lokin' hat.

Mr. Fanny Moron's: 'Vote for Me I'm A Moron'. This slogan has become one of the most spoken sentances of all time. It is believed that this is mainly due to its success in the states. Where many believe it has become successful because, well lets face it, they like voting for morons there.
Scared Of
Each other. Both men have developed and intense fear of eabh other over the inital stages of campaigning and Mr. Arse Strong has been quoted saying ' Iv become so afraid that the meer Sight of fanny makes me puke'. While Mr. Moron on the other hand has developed a fear so great that he wakes up screaming FAT JEW. This cause a paricular problem one day wen Mr. Moron was asleep on a bus next to a husky jewish person.
Happiest When
Mr. Arse Strong was been quoted saying that shouting 'UMGH' at children who pass by whilst when Mr Moron was asked abotu him happiness he replied to the reporter 'What?!? Are u saying I don't look happy?' Mororn then jumppeed off stage and beat the reporter with their own shoe. Unfortunately the reporter wa a cross dresser and was wearing extremly high heels at the time. He is now dead. Mr moron later realised the meaning of the reporters question and proceeded to chuckle in the corner!

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  • ELECTORIAL UPDATE!!

    One week in and after 129 votes both candidates have responded with a resounding JAYSUS at the amount of people they have managed to annoy into voting!!
    polls:
    Fanny Moron III - 63%
    Fatjew Arsestrong Esquire - 36%

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  • Mr Fatjew Arsestrong

    Age:-16/technically -145!!
    Fatjew Arsestrong was mysteriously found at the back of a sausage factory by one Mr Christopher McDonald in the year 2134. Mr McDonald a known chronic alcoholic and suspected beastialitist, and member of the kkk, got drunk one night and donned Fatjew with the name he is beknownst today after finding him lodged in the anus of one Barry Coffee, Fatjew would later describe it as his second birth.
    One day while working his corner the sprawling metropolis of castlebar he tripped over an unsuspecting pensioners zimmer frame and fell into a time vortex, that was just left lie-ing around!! and so it was Fatjew Arsestrong emerged into the 21st century, wearing nothing but a loincloth and some dental floss (he later described this as his 4th birth, his third involving a donkey and an enlarged supository).
    fatjew decided to enter the profession of cattle inceminating, but reports suggest that he tottally got the wrong idea and was fired. It was then he turned to the prospect of STUPID MSN NAME ENDUROR where he is today!

    SLOGAN:- "She was like that wen i got here"/"IF IT AINT GINGER ITS PROBABLY NOT ME"

    355 weeks

  • Mr. Fanny Moron the Third

    Moron was born in Fabitsio, Richtyland in 1854 making him the sexist man alive. Born Bob Smith he changed his name at the ages of 5 thinking fanny moron the third was way cooler. And now after 97 years of verbal abuse from men women children and even the occasional penguin Moron is out to stop Mr. Arse Strong from becomeing there betterest man alive. And although Fanny has admited to only being let out of the mental institution because he was able to escape he is still of sound body and mind. Fanny's election slogan ' VOTE FOR ME IM A MORON' is increasing becoming a household phrase

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    Steph Kelly

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  • Niamh Butler
    Niamh Butler

    hello?

    7/10/07
  • Claire Ryder
    Claire Ryder

    its all over!!!!!hu won?!?! hus da besterest person???:L :D

    1/1/07
  • Darren Moran
    Darren Moran

    c'mon lads do some wrk y dont ye on dis page instead of doin yer 'homewrk'......i kno wat yer up ta!!!!:L bt do up d page a gd bit......add more pictures!!!

    12/12/06
  • Emily .
    Emily .

    Hey! A new song up on our bebo page! Give it a listen and let us know what you think. You can win two free tickets to our ambassador gig. Just go to www.blastspace.com We also have a big all ages show on dec 16th, if you and your buds wanna come just message us your full names and we will get you in for six euro! <3 <3

    12/4/06
  • Killian Murphy
    Killian Murphy

    its about time for ye to update the page methinks

    11/21/06
  • Blagha Niall O'Beirn
    Blagha Niall O'Beirn

    Danny has Harry Barrets support :O

    11/20/06
  • Blagha Niall O'Beirn
    Blagha Niall O'Beirn

    AH come on lads, tyhis hasnt been updated in ages :P

    11/9/06
  • Eoghan Sugrue
    Eoghan Sugrue

    Wat is the election 4 anyway

    10/17/06
  • Claire Ryder
    Claire Ryder

    howrya fatyew!!best of luck 2u....i believ ur da best all round 4da public....i believe in evertng u stand4....includin da way u deal wit ppl...i.e. saoirse dat lil umbrella...cya at da removal!!slan agus tog go bog e!! :P :D

    10/17/06
  • Dale C.
    Dale C.

    HAIL HITLER! RID THE EARTH OF THE JEWISH FILTH. THEY KILLED JESUS.

    10/17/06
  • Kelda Moore
    Kelda Moore

    hey just got ur comment,bit confused d election is between who and who??do i know them??:L

    10/16/06