WHY TO DATE A SURFER???

1.We go for hours NON STOP!

2.We hit lips hard

3.We always go in hard and know the right time to pull out

4.We're not afraid to go backside

5.We're not afraid to wear rubber suits

6.We love getting it on film

7.When the times right we invert

8.We're use to the motion of the ocean

9.We're good at popping up

10.We know what works best in different conditions










I d i o t s =P

1]When Uur Standing At A Bus Stop.. Waiting For A Bus And Someone Asks ..
" Has The Bus Come Yet ??"
..
Yes The Bus Came. Buh Ii Decided Not To Get on It And Stand Here All Day.
If The Fucking Bus Came.. Would I Be Standing Here ?? DickHead!

2] People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Ass To Search The Entire Room For The T.V Remote.. Because They Refuse To Walk To The T.V And Change The Channel Manually!

3] When People Say..
"Oh.. You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too Huh!"
Fucking Damn Right!
What Good Is A Cake .. If You Can't Eat It ?

4] When People Say..
"It's Always The Last Place You Look Isn't It ??
Of Course It Fucking Is!
Why The Fuck Would You Keep Looking For It If You've Alredy Found It ??

5] When People Say Whilst Watching A Film..
'' ...Did You See That?!''
Nuhhh!
I Paid A Fucking Fiver To Come To The Cinema And Stare At The Fucking Floor!

6] People Who Ask..
''Can I Ask You A Question?''.
Didn't Really Give Me A Choice There Did You Sunshine?

7] When Pople Say..
''Life Is Short''
What The Fuck?
Life Is The Longest Damn Thing Anyone Ever Does!!
Tell Me.. What Can You Do That's Longer?!

8] When People Point At Their Wrist When Asking For The Time.. I Know Where My Watch Is Pal!
Where The Fuck Is Yours?
Do I Point At My Ass When I Need To Go To The Toilet?!

9] People Who Say Things Like..
''My Eyes Aren't What They Used To Be!''
So What Did They Used To Be?
Ears? ..
Wellington Boots? ..

10] When Your Eating Something And Someone Asks..
''Is That Nice?''
No Shit Head!
It's Fucking Disgusting.
I Always Eat Stuff I Hate!

11] People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet.
Thanks A Million!
That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.
Before I Puke Tonight, I'll Be Sure To Let You Know!

12] McDonalds Staff Who Pretend They Don't Understand You Unless You Insert The ''Mc'' Before The Item You Order. It Has To Be A ''McChicken Burger''.
If You Just Say A ''Chicken Burger'' You Get Blank Looks.
Well I'll Have A Fucking ''McStraw'' And ''McStab'' It In Your ''McEyes'' You Fucking ''McPrick''. Did You Understand That?!

13] When You Come In And It's Been Raining.
Your Shivering From The Cold And Soaking Wet And SomeOne Says
''Was It Raining?''
No.. I Just Felt Like Drowing Myself With A Bucket Of Water Before I Walked Into The Room To Pretend It Was Fucking Raining! Twat!

14] When You Lose SomeThing And SomeOne Says
''Where Did You Lose It?''
If I Fucking Knew Where I Lost It.. I'd Have Found It By Now Would'nt I?!

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1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still fink the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot would it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say