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Frank Pansy
- Male, 35
- from Edinburgh
- Profile views: 496
- Last active: 11/7/07
- www.bebo.com/frankpansy
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- I hate JAAP STAM!! He is a dickhead.
Hi there my name's Frank, Im a simple guy who likes simple things. My main love is football. Many peope have commented on how talented I am, I remind them of Paul Gascoigne. I've spent most of my adult life in jail, with my partner in crime Hawk. I love hanging about with the guys Hawk, Ginge, and big dumb Lurch. He has an IQ of 56. I'm always in demand with the ladies, I've been told on many occasions that I am a selfish lover, but I don't care,I get what I want then leave. Just like a crime scene!! I cary my swag bag everywhere, I stole the laptop I'm doing my profile on just now. My favourite things in life include, extortion, kidnapping, accepting bungs, supplying narcotics for Trefor and planning Maloon's escape from Alcatraz. Anyway guys, if you fancy a chat give me a call sometime. Im a nice guy.......
- Music
- Me and all of the boys from football love all the disco classics such as, Boy George, George Michael, Elton John, Wham, Bros, Pet Shop Boys, Westlife, Stephen Gately, Blue, N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, Will Young, spice Girls, Freddie Mercury, Freddie Starr, Les Dennis, Zig and Zag, PJ & Duncan, Duncan Ferguson, Aretha Franklin, Whitney, Britney, Madonna, Culture Club...... and PRODIGY and GUNS N ROSES!! YEAH BABY!!
- Films
- Dirty Dancing, Beaches, Philladelphia, Brokeback Mountain, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, Titanic, Ghost, and I love a bit of Disney classics that get me in the mood for a big nite out....Bambi, Snow White, Cinderella, Pochahontas, Peter Pan, Pinnochio and The Lion King!! Scarface is pretty god damm good to!!
- Sports
- Well I love nothing more than running about with the boys in a muddy field getting down and dirty in a good old game of football. Me and Hawk play in the middle of the park. I normally have Hawk just behind me keeping an eye on me. He normally comes late and fast from behind me right into my penalty box. I've been told by Hawk that I go down to easy.....
- Scared Of
- well although I like to think of myself as a bit of a hard man a few small things tend to scare me just a little such as....the dark, getting caught cheating, fat birds, birds with moustaches, hairy backs and hairy bums....oh yuk!! I'm also really scared of the BIG BOYS in the showers at football (they could do some damage), thunder and lightening (Hawk needs to come over me when it gets heavy), mice and Hawk's wife.
- Happiest When
- WITH THE BOYS!!!!! Scoring on the football park (it's amazing where you can pull) Stealing, bullying and cross-dressin!! In other words im a styling, profilin, jet flying, women stealing son of a gun!!! WOOOOOO!!!
- My Favourite Drinks
- Pina Collada, Sex on the Beach and other cocktails, Alchopops such as Hooch and Reef's, Shandy, Omega and White Lightning goes down well on me, Diet Coke, Lemon and Lime Cordial, Hawk's special milkshake
- Other stuff
- I swear im not gay and if anyone questions it I will find u and hunt u down like an angry Hawk!!! So watch out you homophobic eejits
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Franks Diary
Today's been a fun day for me.
I was at my good friend Ron Atkinson's house last night.
Ron was thinking about getting a holiday home in Barbados.
He went and had a look around, but didn't like the look of the locals.....
We got quite drunk, finished off an Indian then I went home.
Got home about half 2 in the morning, and heard noises coming from our bedroom, so I burst in like a hardman with a big tool in my hand to protect me.
What I found shocked me....
Hawk was having sex with Des Lynam!
I grabbed my hammer and started smacking the big tashed poof right over his dirty homosexual head. I ordered his jesse ass out the house and me and Hawk sat down and had a talk over a pot noodle and a Pina Colada. Let's just say I got to sleep in the bed that night!!
After six straight (prob the wrong word!) hours pounding Hawks ass, I went to sleep. So far today I've had a pot noodle, a wank and put a 50p bet on at Newmarket.
Love you all, Frank Pansy xx0 Comments 353 weeks
i'll look for u in the no fuckin section hahaha! hawks a nobody, brent has an arse like a burst sock, keith has aids, hatton got knocked out, franks worldwide suspension is up and he is free to play again! and i'll be waiting on u...in the parking lot!
lol ok m8 just 4u tho.dont tell govie he will just get jealous
frank yes ill b playin wi ur boaby 2moro.ur getting mixed up wi the words sick and hard
eXCELLENT mate Teaching is good pal having alot of fun doint it. How the gambling going? Did ya enjoy your cup run this year??? HAHA MON THE PARS
WOLF WOLF WOLF
No JAPP STAM is a legend. I aint staying in balerno any more. Anyway more to the point WHO ARE YOU I have my thoughts but will wait to here from ya
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yo how goes it shagger?! game on wed?! x
I seriously doubt it Frank. Can u, urself not only do but improve the Zidane Turn? Didnt Think so. Jaap Stam has more talent than u. And thats not hard.
Yo dude - check out mark wilson's bebo flash box and load it on to the napier FC one!!! Richie White lightning richie white lightning
sorry for late reply been boozing all weekend! won 5 nowt! got a game this week? good weekend?
how u doin frank the tank?! what was your score? x