You Know You're An Architecture Student When...

The alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
You're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially during Structures lectures
Scoring involves running a knife through card
You asked Santa for architecture supplies and a sleeping bag
You know what Superglue tastes like.
The 24 hour tesco checkout girl knows you by name
When you start measuring all time segments in terms of projects
You can taste the difference between bostic & uhu glue
You celebrate space and observe your birthday
Coffee and Red Bull are tools, not treats.
Time is measures in a constant stae of a countdown (what time is it there???... four days till final crit)
You celebrate end of term with a sleep marathon
You have no life, and have come to terms with it
You refer to outside studio as "the real world"
when you do go out like a normal student you either get suddenly inspire by something and run home to work on it... or spend the night talking about architecture
People are nauseated just by smelling your caffeine breath.
You are surprised when you see a new building in your school.
You think it's possible to create space.
You've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend.
You fight with inanimate objects.
You've fallen asleep in the bathroom... sober
Your brother or sister thinks he or she is an only child.
You've listened to all your CDs in less than 48 hours.
You're not seen in public.
You lose your house keys for a week and you don't even notice.
You've brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the university's bathroom.
You've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair, and you've started to appreciate inheriting baldness.
You've used an entire role of film to photograph the footpath.
You know the exact time the vending machines are refilled.. (TUESDAY MORNINGS)
You always carry your deodorant... if you dont u should
You become excellent at recycling when making models.
When you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine.
You've danced YMCA with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body.
You take notes and leave messages with a rapidograph and colour markers.
You combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal.
You see holidays only as extra sleeping time.
You've got more photographs of buildings than of actual people.
You've taken your girlfriend/boyfriend on a date to a construction site.
You've realised that French curves are not that exciting.
You can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can't print it's chaos.
When you're being shown pictures of a trip, you ask about the human scale
You can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel.
You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name as if you knew them (Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman).
You buy £50 worth of magazines that you haven't read yet.
When someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel offended