Dani: My car's shit itself.
camila: Shit itself? How appealing.
Dani: Yes, it's..dead. Heaps of stuff came out the exhaust.. lol...
camila: Shit? Yum
Dani: It was kinda dusty, but maybe that's how car shit is! OMG, new discovery. x]
camila: Well one thing Southpark has taught me is that when something dies, it shits itself

charlou: Nice skinnies.
cam: They're not skinnies, I'm just fat.

Low: Hey, what does that mean? *points to BBC motto*
sara: Umm.. 'We like the cock'

Tan: Ooooh PAV
Cam : Pav?
Tan: PAV?!
cam: PAV!!!???
Tan: Haha. Do you gettt ittt?
cam: Nope =/ wtfffff
Tan: OHMYFUGGGG
cam: I'd forgotten how much you confuse me. WTF are you saying?
Tan: Bahaha. Pavvvvv THE DESSERT?
cam: WTF is Pav? Ohh. PavLOVA

Low: *Eats mint* mint, Bree?
Bree: Sure!
Low: (Thinking she said 'no') okay.. *Puts mints away without giving bree a mint*
Bree: Hahahahahah!
Low: *stares*

Tan: What's general knowledge?

Low: *whispers behind hand* Bree, that man is staring at me!
Bree: Maybe it's because you have open body language..
Low: *starts to spread legs*
Bree: *pushes legs shut* NOT LIKE THAT!



Dom: *stands up to see if a bus is coming, then sits down really quickly*
Me: QUICK! SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU START USING ENERGY!!


Nathan: I'm not racist. I love Asians. I think everyone should have one.

Badran: Don't eat my pen, or I'll spank you.
cam: I'm gonna eat his pen.

Bernice: Ow, that's burning my vagina!

Meg: >=[.
Low: That smiley has a lip piercing.

Meg: < XD
Low: It has a hat!
Meg: He gets sunburnt >_<”
Low: d=) mine has a cap!


Bernice: STUPID NICK IS ON AGAIN!!!!
Low: Okay..
Bernice: I WANNA DO SOME FRIGGEN WORK. Help me?
Low: Block him?
Bernice: Lol, but hes sooooo coooooooool.
Low: No, he's not.
Bernice: Gah, he issssssss! He's like runescape LVL 107!!!!!! Hes pretty much like INCREDIBLY hot now.

Random lady: She had twelve kids.
Cam: Someone was a bit busy!!
Random lady: They had no TV back then.

Tan: (///o) or... No, that looks odd.
Low: yeah, that looks like it has a disease hahahah.
Tan: hahaha IT'S TIFF!

Mrs Scott: What a pretty top!
me: I'm never wearing this top again..


Cam: What's so bad about AIDS, it just kills you slowly, right?

Tan: Look, she hasn't even got skinnies on. She can't be a real scene kid.

Nic: (To Low) You're so scared, you're pale.
Bernice: (To Low) Yeah, you look anaemic..
Nic: (To Low) Yeah, you look emo.
Bernice: (To Nic) You're stoopid.
Nic: (To Bernice) You're an emic.

Low: He lives at Inala
Tro: And he stil has shoes!!!?? Maybe thats why he's never allowed out.
Random guy: Yeah, that's what mum said.

Ally: I'm not going to laugh at that.. Hahah.. Oh crap.

Charlotte: Like i said, I'm bad at describing. "it's a large.....white, but black, sometimes brown, thing and it does this moo thing..." "
Cam: Hahahaha
Low: looks at cam stares blinks three times and says A COW?
Cam: cows aren’t brown unless its eating its own shit

Miss Lanham: When I set you homework, I'm not doing it to punish you... Okay, maybe I am.

Charlotte: Oh God, my dad is snoring.
Low: Hahaha, that makes me think of the sleep I should be having right now.
Cam: It makes me think of the Rupert bear thats hiding beneath my bed.

Bernice: And in a month, I get to go to his house and violate him.

*At Buddha's birthday festival*
Low: *hears happy birthday song* Whose birthday is it?
Cam: Buddha's?

Mrs. Flemming: Too much shagging around going on.

Low: You've got yourself as a contact..
Camila: The only reason I've got myself is 'cause I can't remember my name..

Cam: Boots? What?
Mum: They're like a version of shoes.

Meg: That's like saying grandma-free on the label.

*close up of a girl's bum on a movie*
Charlotte: Oh yum!

Ally: *tries to open box*
Cam: You fail.
Ally: *finally gets box open* I really fail. There's nothing in it.

Mrs Lucas: *yells at a student*
Carissa: I thought that wa