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Laura Macaulay


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  • Female, 26, Luv 505
  • from Stornoway
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  • Member since: October 2006
  • Last active: 11/9/10
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About Me

The Other Half Of Me
Jacqueline Macaulay

Jacqueline Macaulay

jackass :)

Most kinds of music depends on my mood which i know can change a LOT!! Anything i can sing along with (well attempt to) and dance 2.
most films this aslo depends on my mood but usually something that will keep me interested and keep me guessing or something that will scare the crap out of me but not 2 much.
I also have to admit i do enjoy the occational chick flick!
will try anything once well almost. like most sports well most of the ones i've tried.
i like sports that i can actually play or ones that i can laugh at other people being just as bad at them as me.
Scared Of
clowns they just ain't funny and they have a dark side so watch out!!
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"if i was a horse i'd have been shot long ago" lol :L :L
"uncle s" :L :L :L

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    5 Comments 319 weeks


    * You believe every patient needs TLC - Temazepam, Lorazepam & Chlorpromazine

    * You would like to meet the inventor of the nurse buzzer system some night in a dark alley

    * You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious

    * Your sense of humour gets more warped each year

    * You know the phone number of every late night food delivery place off by heart

    * Almost everything can seem funny...eventually

    * Everytime you walk you make a jingling noise because of all the keys, scissors and clamps in your pockets

    * You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know

    * You avoid answering the phone on your day off in case anyone from the hospital is trying to call to beg you to work

    * You refuse to watch Casualty because it's too much like the real thing or...Your family refuse to let you watch it because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out upside down x rays

    * Everytime someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you. Most have the names of laxatives on them

    * You've been telling stories in a restaurant and someone at another table throws up

    * You notice you are using even more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing

    * You don't get excited about blood; unless it's your own

    * You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"

    * You've told a confused patient that your name is that of your co-worker and to shout if they need help

    * Eating crisps out of a clean sick bowl is perfectly normal

    * Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's water tank

    * When checking the level of a patients orientation you aren't sure of the day yourself, or if night shift, the month

    * You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner break and are not embarrassed when you wake up

    * You avoid unhealthy looking people in the shopping centre for fear that they will drop dead near you and you will have to do CPR on your day off

    * You find yourself checking out other customers' veins in supermarket queues

    * You throw a farewell buffett for a co-worker and use a bed sheet for a table cloth and bedpans to hold the nachos

    * You often stay awake for 24+ hours at a time when you work nights and realise that you don't need alcohol or drugs to hallucinate, just lack of sleep

    * You pull over in a lay-by after working nights because you are too tired to drive home and wake up with someone knocking on your window thinking you've had a stroke because you're passed out in your car drooling

    * You've seen more penises than any prostitute

    * You've sworn to have "Do Not Resuscitate" tattooed on your chest


    2 Comments 336 weeks

  • Peter Kay's Observations of life

    (so much better than previous)

    1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

    2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

    3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
    pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

    4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

    5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

    6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

    7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

    8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

    10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

    11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

    13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

    14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

    15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

    16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

    17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

    18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

    19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

    20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

    21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

    22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

    23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

    24) You never ever run out of salt.

    25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

    27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

    28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

    29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

    30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

    31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

    32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

    33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

    34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

    35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

    0 Comments 336 weeks

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  • Daniel Mackenzie

    Hiya ya gorgeous! How've you been? An incident happened last night that made me think of you. Do you remember the night in the Clachan that the dog pushed you to the floor, mounted you and tried to impregnate you? Well that happened to my cousin Leanne Macqueen last night(lol she is gonna kill me!) last night! Big hugs Daniel

  • Ian Robertson
    luv Ian Robertson

    I'm not bad honey. What you been up to. Where are you the now? :)

    4/17/10 via Mobile
  • William Scott
    luv William Scott

    since bebo is shuting down i give u my email address

  • Donna McKay
    luv Donna McKay

    Yea babeee!! :L Have sum luvin suga x x x

  • Austen Campbell
    luv Austen Campbell

    Yes was good had my sis birthday...was out sunday toxhahax

    4/7/10 via Mobile
  • Austen Campbell
    luv Austen Campbell

    Hey is that u bk down in glasgow,how was ur wkend?x

    4/7/10 via Mobile
  • Ann-Mairi
    luv Ann-Mairi

    Happy Birthday Hun! Hope u have a gud day! We r gettin sooo old!!!! Mwah see ya soon :)) xXx

  • luv Jacqueline Macaulay

    stories galore!!!!!! ;) x

  • Ann-Mairi
    luv Ann-Mairi

    Some love Hun! This gettin up early malarky!!! Lol xXx

    3/24/10 via Mobile
  • Donna McKay
    luv Donna McKay

    Looking 4ward 2 seeing ya babes :D xxx

  • Anita M
    Anita M

    doing hair and beauty course in college you still in inverness? xxxx

  • John Moar
    luv John Moar

    yo whats crackin lauz long time no speak what ya been up to?x

  • Austen Campbell
    luv Austen Campbell

    catch xx

  • Ian Robertson
    luv Ian Robertson

    What you saying to it? Aint seen you in a while, you gonna be in Glasgow this weekend? :) :)

  • William Scott
    luv William Scott

    so how is things going not seen you in a long time since i was working in the county are you enjoying nursing iv quit the chefing bissness for a more caming job with more money for less hours and so i spend more time with my wee one

  • Anita M
    Anita M

    loving the profile picture you look stunning xxxxx

  • John Moar
    luv John Moar

    orirtee laura baby :P whats doin? oh well saw urs and jackies photos.................. very nice ;) no crack? x

  • Ian Robertson
    luv Ian Robertson

    How was your weekend little lady? :) :) :)

  • Austen Campbell
    luv Austen Campbell

    happy valentines day!!!hope your rough as fk lmao???? xxx