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Jess

I am wearing harem pants. Oh baby.

3/28/09 | me too! | Reply

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With A Hint Of Old Farmer.
Me, Myself, and I
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QvxL4J... Calvin Harris's Make Your Own Fly Eyes... "Soak your chicken's arse in bleach... And then hoist the bastard into the sea!"

2009:
BBYCKS London Party amazing.
Exams.
ROCKNESS
Pippieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
T- Fuckin' awesome.
The Other Half Of Me
Sarah.

Sarah.

Tuna sandwiches.

"Psychotic Sounds For Freaks And Weirdos"
Ladyhawke! Hot Chip, These New Puritans, The Horrors, MGMT, Kid Harpoon, Noah And The Whale [album is suprisingly wonderful], Futuristic Retro Champions, Jack Penate, David BOWie, Mystery Jets, The Maccabees, Foals, Vampire Weekend, Crystal Castles, Hot Hot Heat, The Feeeeeeeling- Dan Gillespie-Sells is a babe, Gogol Bordello, Bloc Party, Friendly Fires, Soulwax, Digitalism, UNICORN KID, Deadmau5, The Zutons, Filthy Dukes, Calvin Harris, Crayons, Micachu
Movies.
Recently; Starter For 10, Inside I'm Dancing, History Boys, Transamerica!! Mamma Mia hahaha, Batman, Kinky Boots, The Darjeeling Limited, The Guardian, TEETH!, Stardust, Cry Wolf, Sorority Boys, Ten Things I Hate About You, Howl's Moving Castle, STAR WARS, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
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OLLY!, Eggy bread, synthesisers, electroooooo, indie disco haha, "massive"- in both senses- glasses, chips, ME MATES! What legends. Gig times, kitchen banter at the pub, EGGY EGGY DIP DIP hahahaha, laughing uncontrollably when you really, really shouldn't, new people, Simon Amstell/Rix, Grimmy, Noel Fielding, Colin Murray, Ricky Wilson, cowbells, shiny shiny things, fringes, my supersexy camera (ha), good dancers, bad dancers who try anyway, drumkit, BOOOOOOOOMBOX, Camden, Brick Lane!, hats, scarves, gloves, nice jimjams. My doggies :], Cowgate, brand new bass guitar, bread, yoghurt, my bed, skinny jeans, leopard print, cutting up magazines, sharp pencils, sunshine, Barry M, deep[ly irrelevant] conversations, petrol smell, quirky gaits, smiles, texts, parties, waking up and realising it's Sunday and I don't have to go to school/work, "dirty little upstarts", vocabulary, carrots, Lazy Oaf, celery, GLITTER, whimsy and eccentricity, stylophone, The Mighty Book Of Boosh, fancy dress!
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"Regrettably, Late of the Pier will not be performing tonight due to injury." Fuck!

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  • Soundtrack.


    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....Because you’re not!


    Opening Credits:
    T.Rex- Dandy In The Underworld

    Waking Up:
    Bloc Party- Luno

    First Day At School:
    The Ramones- Spiderman

    Falling In Love:
    The Fratellis- Vince The Loveable Stoner

    Fight Song:
    Blur- Song 2

    Breaking Up:
    David Bowieeeeeeeeeeeeee- Young Americans

    School Disco:
    dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip- Look For The Woman

    Life's OK:
    Hadouken!- Girls

    Mental Breakdown:
    Bat For Lashes- Bat's Mouth

    Flashback:
    dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip- Thou Shalt Always Kill

    Getting Back Together:
    Cribs- The Lights Went Out

    Birth of Child:
    Corinne Bailey Rae- Sexyback (hahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm bringing sexyback by giving birth)

    Wedding:
    Late Of The Pier- Bathroom Gurgle

    Final Battle:
    Cage The Elephant- Lotus

    Death Scene:
    Panic! At The Disco- London Beckoned Song About Money Written By Machines

    Funeral Song:
    The Maccabees- Bicycles

    End Credits:
    Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong- I Ain't Sure

    And for the trailer…
    T.Rex- Solid Gold Easy Action

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    DO IT YOU BASTARDS, THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT!

    Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
    Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
    Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
    Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
    Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING

    1. I don't wanna let you know, Your hearts an attraction.
    2. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
    3. Quiet heartbeat, Quiet heartbeat shines like millions.
    4. I saw you this morning, On television, Making your mouth go.
    5. I'd live for you, I'd die for you.
    6. What a typical time for me, What a terrible time for you.
    7. I confess, I messed up.
    8. In any other world, You could tell the difference.
    9. She said "I am Rosie", I said "I thought you were Lucy"...
    10. The notes flow yeah, For the words I speak, Rap is weak so I teach and I preach.
    11. Well every time I feel you're coming round, You're going down.
    12. I heard there was a secret code...
    13. I'll be sitting on the left side, You'll be sitting on the right.
    14. Dada-daah, Dada-daah!
    15. Didi, You don't, Don't know where you lost me.


    lawl =]

    13 Comments 290 weeks

  • Exam Time! Good grief.

    "Biology has Barnaby."- Isla

    "I AM A LOBSTER!!!"- Isla and Jess

    "Yeah, so then the person on your left and the person on your right will rape you."- Callum (with me sneakily moving to stand next to Emma)

    "We are having unsexy time now!"- Dan

    "I lobe this song."
    "You loathe it? Why are you listening to it?"
    "No, I LOBE it. That is how we say love."
    "Well, why are you listening to it?"- Kirstin and Jess

    "Well spank me in the arse with a rubber chicken!"- Jess

    "Ohhh... It's all soggy..."- Jim

    "We'll freeze!"
    "Yeah, and then they'll find us halfway down the park, like sculptures..."
    "They could put us in the canteen... For decoration."- Emma and Jess

    "Well, you see... I do it by saying that this bit is an escalator, and these numbers like, go up the escalator, coz they are upper class-"
    "Isla! They're NUMBERS!!!"- Isla and Jess (when Isla was trying to tell me how to find the constant)

    "No! I'm a monkey!"
    "I'm a poledancer!"- Sarah and Jess

    "Look, look... Pants... Straws pants straws rave... IT'S A PANTS RAVE!!!"- Meg (with worried looks from those around her)

    "BOLLOCKS!!!!"- Jess

    "Jess, your boyfriend is being raped!"
    "He likes it like that" -Emma and Jess

    "He is my favourite cheap hooker. Except you Isla." -Jess

    "Where has that gay lyric gone?!" -Jess

    "I am a dinosaur! I am an astronaut! And YOU are my kangaroo. Have a space helmet, then you won't die." -Emma and Jess

    "I'm gonna fail this exam!"
    "I think I'm gonna stroke Jim!" -Emma, Jess, Laura and Dan

    "What about Isla?"
    "I ate her. And she ate me. I was eating her feet, and she was eating my feet..." -Jess

    "I couldn't help looking involuntarily at his crotch" -Jess

    "Look, bobo is a word in French! It means cut, sore or to be in pain!"
    "What does that have to do with Christmas?" -Emma & Isla

    "I can make apples!"- Isla

    "Jess, didn't you used to have braces?"
    "Err... No."
    "Oh, it was CRUTCHES! Ah, same thing."- Daryl and Jess



    I HEART YOU ALL WITH HAND ACTIONS... Only some of you with extra fingers though...

    Don't worry. It's an exam thing. Sniggger.

    7 Comments 327 weeks

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  • Gareth Wohoo
    luv Gareth Wohoo

    Jess darling :D Gah iv not slept and i actually still feel drunk i couldnt walk up teh stairs it was absoulotly hilariouse have some bebo love for my pathetic spelling lol love choo xxx

    8/17/09
  • luv Frankie

    Hey Jess! How art thou and how wast T in the Park? Do you think you could send me a copy of the Drama Leader Appliaction form thing? I'l get rid of your details and put mine in again. Mainly cuz I'm a moron and forgot to make a copy before I sent it off >.< That'd be awesome ^^ Thanks xxxx

    7/15/09
  • Starchaser
    Starchaser

    I MISS YOU JESS ME SEXY LOVE ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    7/14/09
  • Joanne Grieve
    Joanne Grieve

    t in the park fuckin amazing!!! xxxxxx

    7/14/09
  • Lauren
    Lauren

    I love your lion hat :D x

    6/25/09
  • Lauren
    Lauren

    Jess! I found this georgous picture of you on my camera =) Challenge!! =) x

    6/19/09
  • Chazilicious
    luv Chazilicious

    Hellooo my dear! Ah yes, the Chilester, Alas I am not in but I am on the reserve list, which is quite groovy. Though it brings back painful memories of days of playing netball...Sigh. But you remember Elspeth, she got in! :O Funny, my mother is wondering whether megan got in? Hehe i believe she knows her mother. Ah well twas a fun day oot anyhoo xxx

    6/1/09
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    5/16/09
  • Charlottee
    Charlottee

    tis boWie not boHie ya eejit lol oj thanks fer joinin if u joined if u aint joined why tha hell not :O :D x'

    5/10/09
  • JImboo
    JImboo

    hii how you babe add me i am jamie murray

    5/6/09
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    JImboo

    hii how you babe add me i am jamie murray

    5/6/09
  • Starchaser
    Starchaser

    (: hey love! how be youuuu? havent seen ya in ages.! what have you been upto? x x x x x x

    5/6/09 via Mobile
  • luv Megann.

    NOMNOMNOM UnicornKiddddd here we comezzzz Eeep Lionhat ;]

    4/21/09