Germany - HAMBURG
-smelt of popcorn
-conversation about dolphins breakdancing
-woman shakes fist at hazel
-crazy chinese hotel
-mythbusters making no sense in german
-rathaus is an awesome sounding word
-guerilla gorillas
-sinead wants grappa
-Martin and Michael quoting the Simpsons in German
-unsafe stairs
-impromptu showers with bottled water and shaving foam
-Chris and Martin (Coldplay) like McDonalds at night
-Sinead likes apples with worms in them and warm milk for breakfast
-waitresses getting confused over water with gas. "free water"
-shane dropping the soap 3 times
-German moles saying "hilow"
-Michael "which one of these is a transsexual...oh"
BERLIN
Sinead is a man puppet trying to be a woman
-Martin smoking on the pub crawl
-Martin is one of the 47% of men who dont use a condom during anal sex
-Sinead "ich bin fuuuuuuuuurious"
-Aoibheann and Sinead getting thrown in the pool
-Aoibheann throwing a flipflop off the roof
-Chris and Shanes hot tub
-Martin "Your feet look weird" Hazel "your face looks weird"
-Chris drinking his way into a cockblock
-Shane "you're such an aggressive drunk martin" Martin "fuck off"
-Chris wanting a big night out as soon as we got back from one
-German techno reggae
-Martins fraulines
-Hazel getting picked up and turned around by a randomer who went "thats not you!" and ran away, only to become friends with Martin
-free beers in front of a brothel in the rain
-Martin "we could still be at the club"
-Chris realising too late that there was no toilet roll
-Chris smuggling 10 boxes of matches into the reichstag
-Pepperoni in german means covered in peppers
-Hazel "the germans truely are the master race"
CZECH REPUBLIC - PRAGUE
-on the train - german man in cheerleaders uniform
-still on train - dirty old new zealand women serenading a stag party with a ukelele
-still on train - rich must resist urge to kill elderly new zealanders who persist in playing ukelele
-rich and conall drinking absinthe the wrong way and getting a funny look from the bar man
-girls saying "please leave" to martin
-Martin, Chris and Conall go to a seedy strip club/brothel/coke den to meet some emo faggots, who were emo, that were faggots, who were emo, inspiring a song.
-crazy czech line dancing in cheesiest club in the world ever, described by rich as "what psychotic people must see everyday"
-being offered drugs constantly, martin telling drug dealers to fuck off.
-martin can can dancing
-sinead "the babe is in the bathroom"
-michael "if my eyes are closed and im not talking im fucking awake"
-best bar service ever in the cellar bar
-sinead got pickpocketed. shit one.
-arthur, killian and all show up. late.
-ghost riding the czech underground
-michael jackson medley and sunday bloody sunday played on the cheesey floor in karlozy lozne
-singing along with losing my religion
-chris gets ass smacked by czech guy we party boyed in club
- conalls arms, Dan and Ger.
-cheap mans gumball, alpine passes with no steering, using the crash barriers.
-many people passed out in cellar bar
-Chris referring to england as "we"
-the bar staff getting a round of applause
-drunk man peeing in the middle of the street
-Niall attempting to juggle shot glasses and breaking all of them
- sung by chris "arthur mulvey takes it up the arse, hes a gayboy"
-Shane "martin, you do that and i'll fucking kill you"
-Hazel setting off the panic alarm in zara
-general disgust at lack of mass spectrometer
-ever since conall started working at stockbrokers there has been a world economic downturn
-night out starting at 1.30AM
-Martin not noticing till he read this the state of his pillow (it had written in shaving foam, "ur face")
-shaving foam fight
-martin gorping himself infront of chinese people
-seal badminton club
-michael "at the moment, i dont need a boyfriend, you're all hotties, i'd do you all"
-The Blaire Chris project, hohoho
-stupid songs made up as went along by ri

Highs:
Brunch in some coffee shop with the sunday paper and the best hot chocolate n friends ever! The best way 2 spend the morning after!
5th Avenue DJ – he played the Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Oasis, Blur!!!
Shopping-and lots of it
Incredibly cheap drinks – vodka and blackcurrant £1.50
Tea and toast-unbeatable when combined with random conversations with drunk strangers in a kitchen in a dodgy hostel
Quotes-Michael (to Shane at 4 in the morning): I like your breasts;
Sinéad O (in debenehams):I can't believe that shop's called Coppernob
Sinead C: You'd have to have some balls to call your shop that....
Shane shouting at a random homeless person: Múch an solas
Biosoc clothing-comfy and innuendo-laden- "Wanna play doctor?"
That indian restraunt-best buffet ever – Tikka Masala – so good!!
Sleep-deprivation-induced-madness
Cheesy tv-X factor v Strictly Come Dancing- X factor was the winner hands down (Sorry Sinead u know SCD is shit)
Mammys-Aoife O'C, Martin, St. Michael -what would the drunks have done without you?
Dodgeball at 3am-"we're better than you, and we know it"
A camera full of embarassment-see photo albums....
My Ted Baker bag and of course Republic jeans n jacket 4 £50
Conall’s gay coffee – Caramel Frappucino
Free wine-j'aime biosoc!
Michael n Sinead discussing the merits of AK-47s
Waking up at 5 in the morning 2 see Hazel giving me the thumbs up
Getting no sleep, whatsoever
Spending a crazy weekend with my extremely mad Med friends Advice: don’t get sick, u don’t want us looking after u

Lows:
Shane almost getting sick on me after he drank 4 hot cans of Carlsberg while he was already locked
No smoking ban-I hate smelling like an ashtray n having stingy eyes
People using me for my umbrella (not looking at anyone Chris)
Getting off at the wrong bus stop-and wandering the streets, completely lost, in the rain
Sineads dodgy directions – I swear it’s this way
That odd vodka bar-though I did like the chocolate vodka cocktail
Belligerent, obnoxious drunks-you know who you are (see photo album!)
Leching, leering and groping in general (ahem Chris)
Putting ur elbows on a table covered in beer n then having it spilled on ur head
The smell in room 204-ewww
Freezing bathrooms and bedrooms – I was ‘sleeping’ beside the window
Getting no sleep, whatsoever!

That was one hell of a weekend!

A UCD, a DIT and a Trinity student were in an airplane that crashed,
They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses the UCD student first: "What do you believe in?" The UCD Student replies:
"Well, I believe in power to the little people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says:
"Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses the DIT student: "What do you believe in?" The DIT student replies,
"Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die....Waaahhh."
God thinks for a second and says:
"Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses the Trinity student:
"What do you believe in?".
And he replies:
"I believe you are in my chair."