11 Rules of bebo!

1.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

2.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

3.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

4.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

5.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

6.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

7.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

8.
Little 1ST YEARS who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

9.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

10.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

11.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

☆Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Steven Gerrard

☆When Steven Gerrard does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

☆Steven Gerrard doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.

☆Steven Gerrards hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

☆There is no such thing as global warming. Steven Gerrard was cold, so he turned the sun up.

☆Steven Gerrard doesn wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

☆Steven Gerrard can slam a revolving door.

☆The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Steven Gerrard out, it failed miserably.

☆When Steven Gerrard sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Steven Gerrard has not had to pay taxes, ever.

☆Steven Gerrard can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

☆Steven Gerrard is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of penalties.

☆Police label anyone tackling Steven Gerrard as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.

☆Steven Gerrard doesn’t churn butter. He shoulders the cows and the butter comes straight out.

☆A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Steven Gerrard and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

☆Steven Gerrard once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

☆Steven Gerrard once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Steven Gerrard re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over Munster and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

☆Steven Gerrard is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Steven Gerrard.

☆Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Steven Gerrard”.

☆What colour is Steven Gerrard blood? Trick question. Steven Gerrard does not bleed.

☆When Steven stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

☆If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Steven Gerrard says its beef. Then it’s beef.

☆Steven Gerrards calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Steven Gerrard.

☆Steven Gerrard played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

☆When you open a can of whoop-ass, Steven Gerrard jumps out.

☆Simon Says should be renamed to Steven Gerrard Says because if Steven Gerrard says something then you better do it.

☆Killing Steven Gerrard doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

☆When Google can’t find something, it asks Steven Gerrard.

☆Superman wears Steven Gerrard pyjamas.

☆People with amnesia still remember Steven Gerrard.

☆Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Steven Gerrards warm-up exercises before a match.

Torres 'el nino 9'

His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres,
You'll never walk alone it said, Torres, Torres,
We bought the lad,
From sunny spain,
He gets da ball,
He scores again,
Ferrnando Torres,
Liverpools number 9!!!