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- What she gonna look like with a chimney on her head?!?
- Me, Myself, and I
- MSN Shen!
- " I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now"
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
dont cheat to make yourself look cool.
What does next year have in store for me?
Paper Planes - M.I.A
What does your love life look like?
What do I say when life gets hard?
Dosent Matter - Hypasonic
What do I think of when I get up in the morning?
Dreamer - Livin Joy
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Just cant get enough - Depeche Mode
What do you want as a career?
L'Amour Toujours - Gigi D'Agostino
Your favourite saying?
This is how we do - 50cent
Everybody in the place - Prodigy
What do you think of your parents?
Day n Nite - Kid cudi
Where would you go on a first date?
The Don - The View
Smack my bitch up! - The Prodigy
What is the thing I like doing most?
This Charming Man - The smiths
The song that best describes the president
She wants it - 50cent, Justin
The song that will be played at your funeral?
Through the grapevine - Marvyn Gaye
0 Comments 227 weeks
01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel..and it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nads.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see nuttin.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating, Men's Gymnastics or BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. Ever! Issue closed.
29: Its not cheating on your girlfriend if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off, because its YOUR dog.
30: If your a man who stares at a beautif
0 Comments 293 weeks
Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time....I know where my watch is pal, where the F*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search
the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".Of course it is. Why the F*ck would you keep looking afteryou've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the F*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the F*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever F*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you F*cking McTosser.
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