Lorry driver driving through Ness. Stops at a road end, and a car pulls up behind him, the door opens and a blonde woman gets out, runs up to the door and knocks on his window.
The lorry driver lowers the window and the woman says: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from your lorry"
The lorry driver grunts and winds his window back up and he pulls away, only to get caught in traffic, where the blonde again knocks on the window, gets him to lower it and as if it never happened says: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from your lorry"
He again rolls his eyes and pulls away... once again he gets caught by the traffic and he sees her running up once more. She again knocks on the window, he lowers it and again she comes out with: "Hi, my name's Heather, you're losing your load from your lorry"
He says something rather rude under his breath and roars away from the passin place shaking his head. He swears like mad as he sees the next road end and the woman's car tearing up behind him. Before she can get out he throws open his door, jumps down and legs it back to her car. She rolls her window down as he knocks and he says: "Hi, my name's Hector(arite), and I'm driving a fucking gritter

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