Once upon a time there was a boy called james fairminer. he was a delightful person and he was not afraid to speak to new people. he was in a relationship with a beautiful girl called steph. they grew up and had many children. when james and steph wanted some alone time, they sent their children to auntie becky's and uncle lewis's for tea and to spend the night. one day, james and steph sent their children to their uncle and aunties and james took steph to a fancy resturant. for afters, james ordered steph a strawberry cheese cake and as she took a spoonfull, a beautiful diomond ring apeared in the cake,steph looked at james, her eyes drowned in tears of love and joy and james said "steph, will you marry me and stay with me forever?" stephanie replied "yes, i would love to" the couple picked up the children from becky's and lewis's and took them on holiday to the carabian where they held their wedding. on their return, they found that becky and lewis had saved up and brought them their first house to live in. a proper family home. this was the best wedding presant they recived. they moved in straight the way and decorated it in a way only seen on the movies. many people offered to buy this house as it was so amazing but they refused all offers as it had an centimental value which no amount of money could even beguin to match. their children grew up and they were sent in submarines on a mission to kill all nasty creatures that existed under water. their worried parents paniced when they recived the following letter from the fbi...

Mr and Mrs James Fairminer,
we regret to inform you that your children have taken on a secret mission to find the loch ness monster. we have no guarentee that your children will survive this ordeal as scotish fishermen get very hungry and occasionaly eat whatever they catch. iff they catch your childrens submarine, they will be eaten on a plate off haggis. Have no fear, iff this does happen, we will give you 2 free goodie bags to replace your loss.
your's sincerely
FBI people.

after 2 years of no comunication, the parents began to accept their childrens fate, and began telling people off this terrible ordeal involving the scottish bastards and the haggis. james was at work one day, leaving steph, the stay at home housewife, to the daily chours. when he recieved a phone call. ''Hello, save the wales trust fund'' james answered his work phone with the traditional response. ''dad, is that you?'' a familiar voice quizzed james. James's face lit up
''SON!'' he answered, "where on earth have you been these past 2 years? why didnt you call, how is your sister? where are you?" james hysterically asked down the phone, his voice packed with joy and happiness. "Dad i need you to listen to me, i'm being help prisoner by an angry irishman who wants his leaprochaun back. theres a ransom of 500,000 pounds and we need you to pay up else we die. james unfortunatly had to sell the house which lewis and becky brought him in order to pay this ransom but it didnt matter. they were all back togeather again as a family. they moved in with becky and lewis and they all lived hapily ever after and skipped accross fields hand in hand singing and smiling
THE END