guinea pig raps


yo yo gimme soma dat beefbox shit.
(shuppita buppita foop ziggity swak)
yeah dats it,

now i primin,.....
to fucking bust yo ass-hymen.

that rap u givin has no net worth,
twas a dick it would be lacking da girth,
its xmas, this wiseman bring yo some myrth,
myrth da name of my cock.
wen i ram it in ur butt, u think u giv'n birth.

im part yugoslab, part scot, yo mum liked it wen i rubbed her twat
yo dad dint complain either.

he fiddled with my meaty sacks,

i rammed a dwarf with two hunch backs.
she looked like a pig and wore slacks,
she was soo fat she'ad three butt cracks.

ok back to the battlefield, of dreams.

shattered that is, after i frees u wit my ice beams,
optic blast, hadouken, and tiger uppercut,
yo such a dumbass soukorigga, u fall 4 sluts,
wen u tap dat shit you be hurtin
dick sproutn warts, ur nob- be pus squirtin,
don' say i didnt warn ya, or i slap yo teef,
stick with gay men and their 10 inch beef,

say no to loose hos,
winners dont take drugs,

or sluts.

iliya guinea Pig Erakovich


my friend rob,
his dick looks like a corn cob.
lumpy and twisted,
its all short and blistered.
thats my friend rob.

my friend rob
one legs shorter at the base,
he will never win a running race.
so he permanently C-walks, (c's up)
and stutters when he talks.
thats my friend rob.

he sings when hes winning-
he falls from disgrace,
his hair maybe thinning-
at least it takes the emphasis off his face.

my friend rob excelled at school,
till he had sex with a mule,
started dressing like a ghoul,
and smelled like a stool (sample that is).

thats my friend rob.

anon







Steve
You know its sassin time when your face is eaten grass n
Edo's ass is plastered on pedos screens
eww you make old men scream and jerk in they pants
while lil piggys come and play wit yo implants

hehe

capt'n chrome is in the house,
you wanna fuck my mom go ahead
i'll sit back and jerk to trish strauss
while piggys sister, holds my balls,
gives head, opens wide,
then swallows
peaow peaow
hold your cock
more follows

gangsta, singsta, haha
I never made that claim
but thats alright you little wanksta
there's no need to act shamed

so when my mum walks in the room
you wanna grab for your shroom
yuk, but if you wanna go at it
I won't give a fuck
the next time you want a turn
I'll charge you a buck
pimpin ain't easy
that you gotta learn
you keep bring it you'll get burned
I'll slice and dice you, make you turn
my mums your vice
you step in my castle your rollin the dice
I just laugh at your rhymes
there no hassle






Michael Chai raps

Yo DJ gimme something slow...something smoooooth...yea backstreet boys that'll do.. SCRATCH IT UP!!

Yo, Yo, Yo
Potato chips are on my mind,
there was nothing else i could find,
Man i just want to unwind,
play some games, chillin'
but then this wannabe rapper
who smells like a crapper go eat a cracker, foooooooooooool.

WORD
Now i'm just freestylin'...Ed Ed doesnt rhyme with nothing so i hav to call him eddy so atleast i can rhyme it with cheddy, cheddy that is on this woody, woody full of cheddy cheese, go get yo self a scraper to peel off ur meatstick please.

Peace.
MC Screwdiver

ed raps

what's this shit with sir baldy keeping score?
what a bore,
you can't even count past four!

amateurs, passin rhymes day by day,
i just gotta say,
yo shit is just child's play

obeseguinepig drinkin yo pee?
now i know yo ass is kiddin me,
you make me laugh like you, me and dupree

yo like to think yo gansta,
i got some bad news for ya
this shit ain't easy like singsta

i've served yo ass on a silver platter
and i better call the weddin planner
coz i just got a boner
thinkin about ma life long lover
thinkin about yo mother,
and what hole i should bone her

don't panic,
i know my rhymes are like supersonic,
you can always just go hide in the attic
like yo mate you could change yo name to rick

coz i'm about to spill the beans:
you dated the titanic


random!!!!
Iliya Guinea Pig Erakovich
hey whci one of you assholes wants there deliscious fruity alcoholic colostomy bags back?


Ed A
Finally, indeed.
Work was about as fun as sliding a test tube filled with concentrated hydrochloric acid down my penis, grabbing a syrynge of local anaesthetics, and smashing my cock with two red brinks then jabbing my eye balls with the syringe. Oh and to boot, take large black cocks in my ass and mouth and ears.
Uh, other than that, it was all sweet. Rob text me a few times saying that too, haha the fucker must've got tanked hard before we got in.
My plan is to squeeze myself in to someone else's master plan, and be the ever so useful third wheel. Huzzah!!!



my rap

Iliya Guinea Pig Erakovich
haha haha haha nice try on the ryhmin,
but your lyrical move i just bin stym'in
yo words are trash, yo vocab i trump-
youre fired donald, with yo short cock stump.

no probs here you want my sisters mobile:
021-COMBOVER, she digs your chromedome style.
but when my families and your families baldo gene combines
the only hair your kids gonna have is drawn on lines.

this guinea dont wish for a fro, he got one already,
just ask your mom, fo three years we been going steady,
my fro nuts banging on her chin are hard to ignore
look back at the board, you misread the score

laters

last weekend was fat,