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- Hello im nat, i live with foster parents and have been for nearly 7 years. I have finishd mi gcse's. i ave finished 6th form at corsham school.. goin to Abbeyfield school to do Law, Business and Physcology...
*Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
A Bit Of Uncle Devvo... (Courtesy Of Joe Millard)
"I love me supers me."
"I'm gonna shout at some buses cos' they're shit. You fuckin gay bus you."
"Look at you with your gay'air"
"You know that jacket I 'ad. I selled it."
"I found one of them sticks wi' stuff on't end. I'm gonna do me eyes like a panda so I can go down mosh pit an 'ave a fight"
"Ah hes brok' me booze an all."
"I got this car for me son, dun't turn though."
"Do ya wanna game o' coinz mate? I'm not askin ya im tellin ya were 'avin a game o' coinz mate."
"Ya fuckin scram 'ed"
"Bus ya gay."
"It's like lyrical madness whos ya dadness. Rhymin' an' that"
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- “Sex is a temptation that starts with a sensation when a guy sticks his location, in a girl’s destination to increase the population for the next generation do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration”
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- You know i don't speak Spanish.. In English please... Huh???
You pooped in the refridgerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How did you do that? Baxter im not even mad.. thats amazing..
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Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or
a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
-Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
-Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the
way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
-Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a DIET coke.
-Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.
-Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
-Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
-Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of
a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
I am proud to be British
IF YOUR PROUD TO BE BRITISH THE U'LL REPOST THIS!
(We might be British but hell were funny as!!)
1 Comment 257 weeks
A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE
AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" .
THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK
WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK
WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK
WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK
WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK
AND WHEN I DIE I'M
BUT YOU SIR...
WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK
WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN
WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED
WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE
AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE."
"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED"
THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.
COPY THIS INTO YOUR SPACE AND HELP ERASE RACISM!!
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