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Adam Corbett

Deadmau5 in Amsterdam lastnight.... Legend.

10/24/09 | me too! | Reply

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Me, Myself, and I
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Music
deadmau5, paul oakenfold, the prodigy, underworld, tiesto, audio bullys, blank + jones, mark ronson, Paul van dyke, Mauro picotto, basement jaxx, Fedde le grand, groove armada, rob da bank, fat boy, chemical bros, milo, daft punk, too many djs, carl cox - killers, oasis, johnny cash, proclaimers, franz ferdinand, the hoosiers, wombats, vampire weekend, these new puritans, strokes, snow patrol, ash, the hives, foo fighters, the verve, manics, monkeys, chillies, razorlight, foo fighters, feeder, editors, jack penate, vatersay boys, system of a down, kooks, kings of leon......... the list goes on.
Films
happy gilmore, braveheart, super troopers, Freddy got fingered, fist full of dollars, full metal jacket, saving private rian, dazed and confused, toy story, shrek.
Sports
snowboarding, drinking, taking part or watching rallying.
Scared Of
big hairy germans.
Happiest When
on the shot, drinking, getting pissd or havin a few drams.
Festivals
Rockness and the one and only T in the park!!!!

Hoping to get a little taste of global gathering 09 if i can find someone to join me??
Get into it people :)
Seriously enjoy....
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  • GOING FOR A SHOWER

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

    TAKE OF CLOTHES AND PLACE THEM SECTIONED IN LAUNDRY BASKET
    ACCORDING TO LIGHTS AND DARKS.

    WALK TO BATHROOM IN LONG DRESSINGOWN.

    IF YOU SEE HUSBAND ALONG THE WAY, COVER UP ANY EXPOSED AREAS.
    LOOK AT YOUR WOMANLY PHYSIQUE IN THE MIRROR - MAKE MENTAL NOTE TO DO MORE SIT UPS / LEG LIFT, ETC.

    GET IN THE SHOWER.

    USE FACE CLOTH, ARM CLOTH, LEG CLOTH, LONG LOOFAH, WIDE LOOFAH AND PUMICE STONE.

    WASH YOUR HAIR ONCE USING CUCUMBER AND SAGE SHAMPOO WITH 43 ADDED VITAMINS.

    WASH YOUR HAIR AGAIN TO MAKE SURE ITS CLEAN.

    CONDITION YOUR HAIR WITH GRAPEFRUIT MINT CONDITIONER ENHACED.
    WASH YOU FACE WITH CRUSHED APRICOT FACIAL SCRUB FOR 10 MINUTES
    UNTIL RED.

    WASH ENTIRE REST OF BODY WITH GINGER NUT AND JAFFACAKE BODY WASH.
    RINSE CONDITIONER OF HAIR.

    SHAVE ARMPITS AND LEGS.

    TURN OFF SHOWER.

    SQUEEGEE OF ALL WET SURFACES IN SHOWER.

    SPRAY MOULD SPOTS WITH TILE CLEANER.

    GET OUT OF SHOWER.

    DRY WITH TOWEL THE SIZE OF A SMALL COUNTRY.

    WRAP HAIR IN SUPER ABSORBANT TOWEL.

    RETURN TO BEDROOM WEARING LONG DRESSINGOWN AND TOWEL ON HEAD.
    IF YOU SEE PARTNER ALONG THE WAY COVER UP ANY EXPOSED AREAS.

    HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

    TAKE OFF CLOTHES WHEN SITTING ON THE END OF THE BED AND LEAVE THEM IN A
    PILE ON THE FLOOR.

    WALK NAKED TO THE BATHROOM.

    IF YOU SEE PARTNER ON THE WAY, SHAKE WILLY AT HER MAKING THE "WOO WOO"
    SOUND.

    LOOK AT YOUR MANLY PHYSIQUE IN THE MIRROR.

    ADMIRE THE SIZE OF YOUR WILLY AND SCRATCH YOUR BUM.

    GET IN THE SHOWER.

    WASH YOUR FACE.

    WASH YOUR ARMPITS.

    BLOW YOUR NOSE IN YOUR HANDS AND LET THE WATER RINSE IT OFF.
    FART AND LAUGH AT HOW LOUD IT SOUNDS IN THE SHOWER.

    SPEND MAJORITY OF TIME WASHING PRIVATES AND SURROUNDING AREA.
    WASH YOUR BUM, LEAVING THOSE COARSE BUM HAIRS STUCK ON THE SOAP.
    WASH YOUR HAIR.

    MAKE A SHAMPOO MOHICAN.

    WEE.

    RINCE OFF AND GET OUT OF SHOWER.

    PARTIALLY DRY OFF.

    FAIL TO NOTICE WATER ON FLOOR BECAUSE CURTAIN WAS HANGING OUT
    OF BATH THE WHOLE TIME.

    ADMIRE WILLY SIZE IN THE MIRROR AGAIN.

    LEAVE THE SHOWER CURTAIN OPEN, WET MAT ON THE FLOOR, LIGHT AND FAN ON.
    RETURN TO BEDROOM WITH TOWEL AROUND WAIST.

    IF YOU PASS PARTNER, PULL OF TOWEL, SHAKE YOUR WILLY AND MAKE THE
    "WOO WOO" SOUND AGAIN.

    THROUGH WET TOWEL ON BED.

    I KNOW YOUR LAUGHING COS ITS MOSTLY TRUE!!!!!!!

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  • Heather Mclean
    Heather Mclean

    How ya doin? Xxx

    1/12/10 via Mobile
  • Andy Davidson
    Andy Davidson

    yo yo adam bey!very very long time since a spoke to ya,! hope everythins al gd n merry christmas bud!was it a gd 1,pretty sure it would o been if i cn remember right ha! so were r ya in the world dude,next time ur home u wanna get in touch,few peeps interested in ur wee WRC carolla,if ya wanna sell her pal!get a catch up to! take care bud!

    12/27/09
  • Jaime Payne And Jock Hamill
    Jaime Payne And Jock Hamill

    ps...... falconer misses his cuddles & the romantic nites uv shared ball bag xxxxxx pps.......roxy says ur car is a piece of shit,he hopes u breakdown in belgium & by the way....falconer just finished his 4ft x 1000ft garage. he cant wait 2 get mad with the cat in ur company with ur 1 piece skisuit u receeding fat cunt. xxxxxxxx ppps......i merely typed the msg,ur so called boys told me word for word wot 2 write :O sori lol:L :L :L :L :L xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    12/12/09
  • Jaime Payne And Jock Hamill
    Jaime Payne And Jock Hamill

    hi aye boi.......couldnt resist,,,gotta show u the state that our good friend roxy is in - hes been seshin wiv a very very mad cat ;) lol,we miss ya bud xxxxxxxxx

    12/12/09
  • John S

    Read ur mail ya BELLEND LOL.

    11/18/09
  • Calum MacLean
    Calum MacLean

    hey jude, wots hapnin? andy said you were maybe plannin mayerhofen for a week before ya go t australia. am well up for takin a wee trip over cos were not gona get much boardin here till lyk february a think. wots craic nyway u still in germany?

    11/13/09
  • Majjiee C
    luv Majjiee C

    adammmmmmm- eeeeeeeeeeee xxxx

    11/8/09
  • Laura D
    luv Laura D

    hey love how the hell are ya!! been ages since av been on this ha ha!!! yeah we all sorted now not long to go woo hoo!!!! amy and me have booked our dates on a seperate ticket cause we want to spend longer in thailand than 4 weeks get the sesh on ha ha!!! Falconer said tht you all wanted to move on quicker. When are ya home love are you all sorted now???? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    11/7/09
  • Majjiee C
    luv Majjiee C

    ihate school these days. and i don't know what to do with my life. however my gaelic teacher today said she would be more than happy if i did gaelic and thinks it would be good for me. what ever that is meant to mean. anyway suggestions are appreciated. aw thats lovely. i did know it was your birthday on friday! hahaa. (: barra was just quiet. haha. and i had the cold so wasnt too well the first few days and retired to my bed like the whole time! oh deadmau5 and groove armada - how amazing! haha. sounds exciting as does prodigy! (: hope you have fun so thats the scandal then! xxxx

    10/28/09
  • Majjiee C
    luv Majjiee C

    aww sorry. - my busy life i suppose! haha. ah just back from barra! how exciting it was - NOT. haha. was pretty boring. but hey ho only 6 months til the lil one becomes a big yun!! haha. big 18thhhhh. woo. not that it stops me. haha. anywayss what about you? where in the world are you at present? partying hard you big freak? (: some love for you also. xxxx

    10/27/09
  • Amy Davidson
    luv Amy Davidson

    hey gorgeous hows u ur photos are good of mongol rally cant wait for the stories lol!! well 12 weeks till we are away adam are u all set xxx

    10/25/09
  • Majjiee C
    luv Majjiee C

    long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long time..too long!xxx

    10/24/09 via Mobile
  • Jen C
    luv Jen C

    olla wee bro, cant wait till you see your sick presents fae your nephew!!!!!!! heres love fae us

    10/23/09
  • Jen C
    Jen C

    cheers chunk for the pennies!!!!!xxxx

    10/8/09
  • Jen C
    Jen C

    U OWE ME MONEY CORBETT!!!!!!!! MA AND DA GOING AWAY

    10/7/09
  • Mhairi Fraser
    Mhairi Fraser

    ace vid:D :D :D :D :D :wats the banter wi u these days chopper????

    10/5/09
  • Andrew Maclean

    arite dude whits yer banter that niseko looks fukin mint by the way well up fir soma that 14m of snow a season and the parks look sick.dallas is away tae japan in january i think so heel give us some info aboot it when he gets back. ya fat cunt

    9/23/09
  • John S

    Working on old and a mean OLD land rovers but easy. Ye would be good ta come over and have a beer and a giggle, will try and sort something, will say ta the creep ta LOL. So what u doin with ur spare time now thats sking season over?????? HAHAHAHA

    9/18/09
  • Calum MacLean
    luv Calum MacLean

    hi aye winkle picker! how was the rally? ye im up for doin a season, thinkin bout goin t australia for 6 months in february 2! we shud do a season in japan, that wud b awesome! noodles every night!!!! u still in germany? second tune is 'system addict' by 'plump dj's' btw.

    9/18/09
  • John Munro
    luv John Munro

    alright u fat barrel of lard havnt heard from u in ages thought u might have finaly bn kidknaped and saved the kids in the third world of starving from u eating all the aid rashions lol was looking as ur mongol rally pics looks mint banter u should have taken the sharshed turdo over xxxx

    9/17/09