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Adam Corbett
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- Music
- deadmau5, paul oakenfold, the prodigy, underworld, tiesto, audio bullys, blank + jones, mark ronson, Paul van dyke, Mauro picotto, basement jaxx, Fedde le grand, groove armada, rob da bank, fat boy, chemical bros, milo, daft punk, too many djs, carl cox - killers, oasis, johnny cash, proclaimers, franz ferdinand, the hoosiers, wombats, vampire weekend, these new puritans, strokes, snow patrol, ash, the hives, foo fighters, the verve, manics, monkeys, chillies, razorlight, foo fighters, feeder, editors, jack penate, vatersay boys, system of a down, kooks, kings of leon......... the list goes on.
- Films
- happy gilmore, braveheart, super troopers, Freddy got fingered, fist full of dollars, full metal jacket, saving private rian, dazed and confused, toy story, shrek.
- Sports
- snowboarding, drinking, taking part or watching rallying.
- Scared Of
- big hairy germans.
- Happiest When
- on the shot, drinking, getting pissd or havin a few drams.
- Festivals
- Rockness and the one and only T in the park!!!!
Hoping to get a little taste of global gathering 09 if i can find someone to join me??
Get into it people
- Seriously enjoy....
- Being Wired
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GOING FOR A SHOWER
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
TAKE OF CLOTHES AND PLACE THEM SECTIONED IN LAUNDRY BASKET
ACCORDING TO LIGHTS AND DARKS.
WALK TO BATHROOM IN LONG DRESSINGOWN.
IF YOU SEE HUSBAND ALONG THE WAY, COVER UP ANY EXPOSED AREAS.
LOOK AT YOUR WOMANLY PHYSIQUE IN THE MIRROR - MAKE MENTAL NOTE TO DO MORE SIT UPS / LEG LIFT, ETC.
GET IN THE SHOWER.
USE FACE CLOTH, ARM CLOTH, LEG CLOTH, LONG LOOFAH, WIDE LOOFAH AND PUMICE STONE.
WASH YOUR HAIR ONCE USING CUCUMBER AND SAGE SHAMPOO WITH 43 ADDED VITAMINS.
WASH YOUR HAIR AGAIN TO MAKE SURE ITS CLEAN.
CONDITION YOUR HAIR WITH GRAPEFRUIT MINT CONDITIONER ENHACED.
WASH YOU FACE WITH CRUSHED APRICOT FACIAL SCRUB FOR 10 MINUTES
UNTIL RED.
WASH ENTIRE REST OF BODY WITH GINGER NUT AND JAFFACAKE BODY WASH.
RINSE CONDITIONER OF HAIR.
SHAVE ARMPITS AND LEGS.
TURN OFF SHOWER.
SQUEEGEE OF ALL WET SURFACES IN SHOWER.
SPRAY MOULD SPOTS WITH TILE CLEANER.
GET OUT OF SHOWER.
DRY WITH TOWEL THE SIZE OF A SMALL COUNTRY.
WRAP HAIR IN SUPER ABSORBANT TOWEL.
RETURN TO BEDROOM WEARING LONG DRESSINGOWN AND TOWEL ON HEAD.
IF YOU SEE PARTNER ALONG THE WAY COVER UP ANY EXPOSED AREAS.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
TAKE OFF CLOTHES WHEN SITTING ON THE END OF THE BED AND LEAVE THEM IN A
PILE ON THE FLOOR.
WALK NAKED TO THE BATHROOM.
IF YOU SEE PARTNER ON THE WAY, SHAKE WILLY AT HER MAKING THE "WOO WOO"
SOUND.
LOOK AT YOUR MANLY PHYSIQUE IN THE MIRROR.
ADMIRE THE SIZE OF YOUR WILLY AND SCRATCH YOUR BUM.
GET IN THE SHOWER.
WASH YOUR FACE.
WASH YOUR ARMPITS.
BLOW YOUR NOSE IN YOUR HANDS AND LET THE WATER RINSE IT OFF.
FART AND LAUGH AT HOW LOUD IT SOUNDS IN THE SHOWER.
SPEND MAJORITY OF TIME WASHING PRIVATES AND SURROUNDING AREA.
WASH YOUR BUM, LEAVING THOSE COARSE BUM HAIRS STUCK ON THE SOAP.
WASH YOUR HAIR.
MAKE A SHAMPOO MOHICAN.
WEE.
RINCE OFF AND GET OUT OF SHOWER.
PARTIALLY DRY OFF.
FAIL TO NOTICE WATER ON FLOOR BECAUSE CURTAIN WAS HANGING OUT
OF BATH THE WHOLE TIME.
ADMIRE WILLY SIZE IN THE MIRROR AGAIN.
LEAVE THE SHOWER CURTAIN OPEN, WET MAT ON THE FLOOR, LIGHT AND FAN ON.
RETURN TO BEDROOM WITH TOWEL AROUND WAIST.
IF YOU PASS PARTNER, PULL OF TOWEL, SHAKE YOUR WILLY AND MAKE THE
"WOO WOO" SOUND AGAIN.
THROUGH WET TOWEL ON BED.
I KNOW YOUR LAUGHING COS ITS MOSTLY TRUE!!!!!!!2 Comments 349 weeks
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Mongol rally 09 - home to Moldova
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mongol rally - moldova to Uzbekistan
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Mongol rally 09 part 3
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Mongol rally 09 part 4
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Canada Dec 08
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canada carnage dec 08 cont
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canada dec 08
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Austria 16th - 18th jan
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austria 16th jan
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snowbombing
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snowbombing
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bombing again
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Austria - jan 31st - feb 6th,7th + 8th
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Carlys b.day Night in an igloo ya ken
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Austria 23rd - 24th jan
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Snowbombing - shellsuit/lunge banter
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banter in baghdad 1
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banter in baghdad 2
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Baghdad from dec 07
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Warhorse - Iraq 08 cont
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Warhorse - Iraq 08
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1/12/10
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Andy Davidson12/27/09yo yo adam bey!very very long time since a spoke to ya,! hope everythins al gd n merry christmas bud!was it a gd 1,pretty sure it would o been if i cn remember right ha! so were r ya in the world dude,next time ur home u wanna get in touch,few peeps interested in ur wee WRC carolla,if ya wanna sell her pal!get a catch up to! take care bud!
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Jaime Payne And Jock Hamill12/12/09ps...... falconer misses his cuddles & the romantic nites uv shared ball bag xxxxxx pps.......roxy says ur car is a piece of shit,he hopes u breakdown in belgium & by the way....falconer just finished his 4ft x 1000ft garage. he cant wait 2 get mad with the cat in ur company with ur 1 piece skisuit u receeding fat cunt. xxxxxxxx ppps......i merely typed the msg,ur so called boys told me word for word wot 2 write
sori lol
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Jaime Payne And Jock Hamill12/12/09hi aye boi.......couldnt resist,,,gotta show u the state that our good friend roxy is in - hes been seshin wiv a very very mad cat
lol,we miss ya bud xxxxxxxxx
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John S11/18/09
Read ur mail ya BELLEND LOL.
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Calum MacLean11/13/09hey jude, wots hapnin? andy said you were maybe plannin mayerhofen for a week before ya go t australia. am well up for takin a wee trip over cos were not gona get much boardin here till lyk february a think. wots craic nyway u still in germany?
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11/8/09
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11/7/09
Laura D
hey love how the hell are ya!! been ages since av been on this ha ha!!! yeah we all sorted now not long to go woo hoo!!!! amy and me have booked our dates on a seperate ticket cause we want to spend longer in thailand than 4 weeks get the sesh on ha ha!!! Falconer said tht you all wanted to move on quicker. When are ya home love are you all sorted now???? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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10/28/09
Majjiee C
ihate school these days. and i don't know what to do with my life. however my gaelic teacher today said she would be more than happy if i did gaelic and thinks it would be good for me. what ever that is meant to mean. anyway suggestions are appreciated. aw thats lovely. i did know it was your birthday on friday! hahaa. (: barra was just quiet. haha. and i had the cold so wasnt too well the first few days and retired to my bed like the whole time! oh deadmau5 and groove armada - how amazing! haha. sounds exciting as does prodigy! (: hope you have fun so thats the scandal then! xxxx
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10/27/09
Majjiee C
aww sorry. - my busy life i suppose! haha. ah just back from barra! how exciting it was - NOT. haha. was pretty boring. but hey ho only 6 months til the lil one becomes a big yun!! haha. big 18thhhhh. woo. not that it stops me. haha. anywayss what about you? where in the world are you at present? partying hard you big freak? (: some love for you also. xxxx
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10/25/09
Amy Davidson
hey gorgeous hows u ur photos are good of mongol rally cant wait for the stories lol!! well 12 weeks till we are away adam are u all set xxx
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10/24/09 via Mobile
Majjiee C
long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long time..too long!xxx
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10/23/09
Jen C
olla wee bro, cant wait till you see your sick presents fae your nephew!!!!!!! heres love fae us
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Jen C10/8/09cheers chunk for the pennies!!!!!xxxx
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Jen C10/7/09U OWE ME MONEY CORBETT!!!!!!!! MA AND DA GOING AWAY
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Mhairi Fraser10/5/09ace vid
:wats the banter wi u these days chopper????
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Andrew Maclean9/23/09
arite dude whits yer banter that niseko looks fukin mint by the way well up fir soma that 14m of snow a season and the parks look sick.dallas is away tae japan in january i think so heel give us some info aboot it when he gets back. ya fat cunt
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John S9/18/09
Working on old and a mean OLD land rovers but easy. Ye would be good ta come over and have a beer and a giggle, will try and sort something, will say ta the creep ta LOL. So what u doin with ur spare time now thats sking season over?????? HAHAHAHA
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9/18/09
Calum MacLean
hi aye winkle picker! how was the rally? ye im up for doin a season, thinkin bout goin t australia for 6 months in february 2! we shud do a season in japan, that wud b awesome! noodles every night!!!! u still in germany? second tune is 'system addict' by 'plump dj's' btw.
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9/17/09
John Munro
alright u fat barrel of lard havnt heard from u in ages thought u might have finaly bn kidknaped and saved the kids in the third world of starving from u eating all the aid rashions lol was looking as ur mongol rally pics looks mint banter u should have taken the sharshed turdo over xxxx
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