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Paschal Twomey

has moved into a proper house with proper facilities, no more beetles, ants, daddy long legs or flies wakin me up....!!!!

7/18/09 | me too! | Reply

Paschal Twomey
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  • Male, 26, Luv 70
  • from Minane Bridge, in the peoples republic of CORK!!
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Hows She Cutting???
Me, Myself, and I
The police are after me you kno.......yes i'm so gorgeous they want to put me under arrest.

well folks how she goin now?? im back in toffs country now doin my final year of a hnd in agricultural engineering.. tis a boring enuf course but the nite life makes up for it.. spent my summer in wexford doin the harvest which was mitey craic except for the shit weather.. oh twas a balls!!Have a look around my page anyway and leave a comment or sumting............


BY THE WAY ..DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ROBBING ANY PHOTOS!!!!!
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today fm in the mornings until mid afternoon.. switch over to beat for a couple of hours and then i 2fm the shit out of it for the rest of the day..
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Sports
Competition ploughing... Playing Chicken wit a load of grass. Pat mustard walking down through enniscorthy
Scared Of
Making shit of my car..........................
 .Again............and again....., Turning over trailers ......again...
Happiest When
Farming, especially the tractor work. but of course i only drive the best in tractorse.g Deutz+ fendt, drivin the hole off a car (especially on the way to holyhead!!!) , Drinking Tae and aetin buns.. at the counter at jackies golden fries...Drinkin a bottle of bud... i love goin out meetin people an having a good auld hoolie of a nite out!
Extra Happy When
I come back to ireland for the holidays and go for a session with the boys... Raking Silage, Flat out up and down the adamstown road with a load of grain..gettin pissed in benedicts... cudnt bate it with a stick!!!!
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"u'd want a golden knob and a cheque book hanging out of ur back pocket to pull that one"



"im not lost i just don't kno where i am" Helen!!

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    • Advantages of being from CORK

      -Dublin is at the other side of the country (and the roads slow
      them up).

      -That big heavy fella on Pana selling Echos still looks the exact same as he did when you were about 5.


      - The Cork motto is "Hurling, s*x and rock n roll!"

      -Boy Racers on Harbour View Road have the unique ability to accelerate to 90
      mph, then brake to a standstill within the space of 100 yards

      -Boys out on the town wear a sleeveless t-shirt and no jacket
      even when it's freezing.


      -Girls out on the town wear plunge necklines and mini skirts even
      when it's freezing.


      -Cork has only four letters. This saves a massive amount of typing time compared to living in say Castletown Berehaven. You are also less likely to make spelling mistakes living in Cork.


      -Wine would come in ring pull cans if we didn't have Cork.


      -Visitors stand at the bar for ages waiting to get served and
      saying "yes thank-you I'm very well, thanks for asking" when the bar
      staff ask "are you all right?"


      -Women drink pints.

      -That when a Cork guy says "I will yeah!" He means he won't.


      - In the event of war in Europe we are a long way away and the
      roads here will slow them up.


      -If it escalates to a nuclear conflict, the prevailing winds here
      are Westerly.


      -Cafe culture... flagons of cider being sipped and watching the
      world go by.


      -Listening to buskers who only know three lines of a song, on the
      basis that this is how long it takes you to pass by.

      -That psycho "Pana man" who stands on Pana in a Cork jersey with headphones on him bopping away to himself. Ledge
      the hub of things
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      It doesn't matter if you are 18 or 80, you get called "Boy"
      or "Girl". This keeps ye young.


      - Even on the busiest Saturday there's always a bit of open space
      in Patrick Street. It's near the religious freak with the microphone

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    • 50 Things Country People Love

      01) A nice bit a ham.

      02) Buttered biscuits.

      03) Diggin Holes.

      04) Saying tis too cold to snow

      05) A dinner dance

      06) Tayto Cheese & Onion

      07) Countin money.

      08) A stretch in d'evenings

      09) Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner

      10) Starting conversations with 'Do ya know whos dead ?'

      11) Leaning over gates

      12) Marietta biskits.

      13) Drivin inta poholes with the tractor

      14) Shania Twain.

      15) Heifers

      16) Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual

      17) Steel toe caps.

      18) A big bowl of stew

      19) Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at Events

      20) Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.

      21) The smell of silage.

      22) a door stop of Slice-Your-Own Loaf.

      23) Work Clothes

      24) A bottle of mineral.

      25) Fighting with d'neighbours

      26) Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein perished

      27) 'The' Hurling and Futball.

      28) Bacon n cabbage.

      29) Talkin bout the price of calves.

      30) Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.

      31) Sayin' things like 'Well Holy God ... will ya look at that'

      32) Dirty number plates so they cant get caught with the speed cameras

      33) The Fear of Change.

      34) A nice bit of Barnbrac with a cup a Strong Tay

      35) Drinkin tay off a saucer.

      36) Building stone walls.

      37) Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food

      38) Flowery Spuds

      39) Talking about the long evenin's

      40) A good blackthorn walkin stick.

      41) Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.

      42) The replay of the Sunday Game on Monday

      43) Talkin bout machinery.

      44) Sayin' things like 'Arra fer Jaysus Sake'

      45) A good read of Buy n Sell.

      46) Winnin a turkey at the cards.

      47) Scandal, as long as its about other people.

      48) A Gud bail a Turf, because dat Centril heatin's only a wemins ting.

      49) Wellies.

      50) Sponge 'n Custurt


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