One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
Ladybugs
Came to the ladybugs' picnic

One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
And they all played games
At the ladybugs' picnic

They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races
And they fell on their backs and they fell on their faces
The ladybugs 12
At the ladybugs' picnic

They played jump rope but the rope it broke
So they just sat around telling knock-knock jokes
The ladybugs 12
At the ladybugs' picnic

One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
And they chatted away
At the ladybugs' picnic

They talked about the high price of furniture and rugs
And fire insurance for ladybugs
The ladybugs 12
At the ladybugs' picnic
12!

To the tune of Gangster of love

Do do Do do
I dont want you
Do do Do do
To swing your pubes
Do do Do do
Theyre beaded and long
Do do Do do
And oh so strong
Do do Do do
The hit me in the face
Do do Do do
I went flyin through space
Do do Do do
The smell so bad
Do do Do do
Worst sex iv ever had


Written by
Lucie + Kay

Dedicated to
Angy pubes