And now a random fact about Mr. T...

Two of the greatest forces in the universe, Mr. T's pity and Chuck Norris' beard, once met. The result of this catastrophic mix of pure pity and pure beard was what is commonly referred to as the "Big Bang."

Mr. T didn't know Rocky was a movie. He just wanted to kick the shit out of a white guy and steal his bitch, A-team style.

Mr. T only has one letter in his name because before his mom could say "Terrel", he strangled her with the umbilical cord

Mr. T has to remember not to shower with his arms crossed. Otherwise, the water will fear him, and he'll never get wet

Since childhood, Mr. T has eaten the same cereal for breakfast every morning, .357 caliber bullets, which explains why he can shoot them from his penis at will.

Whenever Mr. T makes a public appearance, women hold out babies so he can kiss them. This often makes Mr. T too excited, and he eats them

Mr. T doesn't just pity da' fool. He eats jibba-jabbering children too.

AFTER EATING FOUR RAW STEAKS, MR. T TOOK THE BIGGEST CRAP OF HIS LIFE. THE CRAP WAS SO VILE, THAT IT GREW LEGS AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKED ITSELF OUT OF THE TOLIET. MR T. WAS SO IMPRESSED HE NAMED IT CHUCK NORRIS.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Mr. T tamed the last surviving Russian Yeti with his wise cracks and positive attitude. The Russian Yeti later beat Mr. T in Halo 2; it was the twenty-sixth species whose extinction can be credited to Mr. T.

Someone once asked Mr. T is he wanted a Hawaiian Punch. Mr. T raped him.

When Mr. T found out humans were mortal he became so pissed, he punched God in the throat.

When Mr. T cuts onions, it's the onions doing the crying.

'Contrary to popular belief Mr. T is actually much older than people think and was part of an earlier series only ever seen in paper format called the Bible. He was white, called David, and killed Goliath with a mere stone. He is now over 2000 years old. In 1980, he resurfaced as a blackman, built a van and began to make history once again.'

Mr. T showers in the tears of fools he has pitied. Mr. T takes many showers.

When Mr. T was seven, he prayed to God for a bike. The next morning, when God didn't pony it up, Mr. T bit God's face off.

It was scientifically proven that Mr. T's DNA is single-stranded. The one strand did not put up with the other strand's jibba jabba.