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Stevie Fortune

Stevie Fortune
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  • Male, 25, Luv 120
  • from Kennoway! / Dundee
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  • Member since: September 2006
  • Last active: 7/27/12
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We Are the Party
Me, Myself, and I
.....He's only gone n done it!!

Stellas for Breakfast, Beerpong n Fifa for Sport n Recreation, Magaroof for the weekly Field Trip and Campfires in the backgarden for the sheer hell it!

Its actually too much fun!
The Other Half Of Me
Gaz Stewart

Gaz Stewart

he's no abacus- but i can count on him

simple pleasures
men behaving badly, pro ev, lager lager lager, eating bread from the bag and dipping it in anything runnier than bread, having 2 double mattresses in the living room and sustaining only on ice lollies, enjoyin sunshine in deckchairs on the pavement and couches on the roof
Whats your Name?
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Who are You?
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Heeeeellllllooooooooo!
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    • Bird Scheme Massive Background


      Throughout the ups and down of life at Buckhaven High School, an exclusive group of friends, who spent lunchtimes in the home of known member James White, decided to declare their position of power within the community.
      The earliest accounts of the criminal organisation now known as the "Birdscheme Massive" are from the years of 2002-2006 in Levenmouth. They're said to have originally formed, as a guerilla group to protect themselves from the gate-crashers, A.I.D.S and ugly people, who invaded the parties of Raven Crescent some years earlier.

      As the East Fifers first started coming here in large numbers in the winter months, the group brought together experience from all over the region. The Founding Fathers, brought together by Jacko in the early days of revolution, can only be described as superior elders. Only they can claim true BSM status.

      Gary Stewart, Stephan Fortune, Jonathon Will, Lewis Reekie, James White.

      Streaking, tram-am-po-leening, drinking games, organised operations of souvenir theft, hypocritical gate-crashing, scoopy, pranks, jokes, banter, general chaos. These are all known trademarks of the notorious Birdscheme Massive. From the summit of Largo Law to the beaches of Benidorm, no single place is left without a TOUCH of BSM molestation. Despite separation of the BSM during semesters the group regularly meet and create pandemonium in whichever town they choose to ambush whether that be Stirling, Dundee, Leven or Buckhaven. There have been a ridiculously high number of applicants to join this brotherly sect, however, all of these have been declined including 300 applications from the Young Team of Buckhaven.

      Nobody can ever claim Birdscheme Massive Status without permission from the original BSM and passing the initiation tests at the legendary BSM HQ. If you like you can apply for a date to sit this initiation by contacting the BSM at the following address:
      31 Raven Crescent
      Buckhaven
      Leven
      FIFE
      KY8 1ER

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    • Memorable Memories from Freshers week!

      Nite 1: 3 BSM member "falls" through a 1st floor window in the halls and celebrate the escape from death with a milk, coffee, eggs, banana fight. Then the warden came to play or arrest them. the naughty boys never stayed to find out!

      Nite 2: Drinking in glorious sunshine all day. Nite time, hunted pigeon got far too wasted memory was very poor. Fuk the dealer does exactly wot it says on the tin. Gilbert verbally attacks justin from hollyoaks. "U think ur a soapstar? Phil Mitchel now thats a soap star! Ur pish! Fuk OFF"

      Nite 3: Beach Party Nite. Ultrabeat & sexy dancers. hawaiin shirts n bermuda shorts were don'd. Edited the popular game 'fuk the dealer'to the new improved 'Fuk the Kyle' This was a success which resulted in Kyle having to exchange the casual beachwear for full army gear including facepaint. This worked in his adventage tho as he argued the point in fatties that he had "fought for his country, wot have u done u wee ned?" Those who were not the Kyle attended an exellent bagpipe party in the courtyard of the student halls. top notch!

      Nite 4: Disappointed to find Ralph little had bn replaced by Liam from BB. We decided to show how unhappy we were with this with various chants and gestures! gilbert the now quite enjoyin celeb-abuse.. held out his hand but Liam was too slow "wanker"

      2 b continued.....3 more nites fun 2 come including Zane Low, gilberts black eye, weddy getting nakedly tackled!

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    • thou shalt always.....

      Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
      Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
      Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
      Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.
      Thou shalt not read NME.
      Thall shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
      Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
      Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
      Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
      Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
      Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
      Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
      Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
      Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
      Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you done your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
      Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.

      Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
      The Beatles - Were just a band.
      Led Zepplin - Just a band.
      The Beach Boys - Just a band.
      The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
      The Clash - Just a band.
      Crass - Just a band.
      Minor Threat - Just a band.
      The Cure - Just a band.
      The Smiths - Just a band.
      Nirvana - Just a band.
      The Pixies - Just a band.
      Oasis - Just a band.
      Radiohead - Just a band.
      Bloc Party - Just a band.
      The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
      The Next Big Thing - JUST A BAND.

      Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
      Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
      Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
      Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
      Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
      Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
      Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
      When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
      When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
      When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.
      Thou shalt not quote me happy.
      Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
      Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
      Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
      Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”.
      Thou shalt think for yourselves.

      And thou shalt always, thou shalt always.....kill.

      0 Comments 327 weeks

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    • Keiran
      Keiran

      Oryt San:D

      1/28/10 via Mobile
    • Knee-Ill Grr-Ing
      luv Knee-Ill Grr-Ing

      ohh il be out stevie wonder jus look out for the lad dressed as a giant cock

      10/31/09
    • Caitlin McCready
      Caitlin McCready

      Hahahaha!!! Its kl I found it rather amusing! Nah I am going to the union thro here shall be an epic night! Have fun! Cant believe i havent been to mcphails in over 2 months lol! Not long till Xmas tho mayb see u in leven over that period. Hows tricks tho? x

      10/29/09
    • Andy Rodger
      luv Andy Rodger

      Aye aye wateva!lol. Nah the union's a shit hot nite so fair do's! :L What a tune! Av still got the video on here! haha. Much love.x

      10/29/09
    • Caitlin McCready
      Caitlin McCready

      Excuse me?? x

      10/29/09
    • Knee-Ill Grr-Ing
      luv Knee-Ill Grr-Ing

      hw r ya buddy wat r u halloweener's up to on the 31st. ye partying in the dee? sneeze! mother fucker, awwwwwwwwaaawwwwww

      10/28/09
    • Andy Rodger
      Andy Rodger

      Ka belive you sold me out for the union! :( not amused! lolol.xxx

      10/24/09
    • Caitlin McCready
      Caitlin McCready

      Nah he did a good stand up here- it was brill! (Just as well, the weegies would have just thrown their bucky at him if he was shit lol!) hows tricks? x

      10/17/09
    • Caitlin McCready
      Caitlin McCready

      Went to see Simon Bird's stand up show at the Union in Glasgow... incredible! x

      10/14/09
    • Lynsey Peat

      i love ur video eh u boys dancin with ur faces on strippers bodies actually pished when i seen it lol x

      10/11/09
    • luv James White

      Awrite Stevie, very sorry i had golf at ladybank. I txt Gazman to let uze know pretty poor show eh! U boys goin to be home nxt week or me goin to have to hit scumdee for a fun time? x.x.x.

      10/10/09
    • Knee-Ill Grr-Ing
      luv Knee-Ill Grr-Ing

      ya it is, i must of been hammered i dont even remeber it been taken. im thinkin fri could be on the cards. was out wit lewi no so long ago, he went to the bar bought a 25 pound round, told the bar lady to double it, den went back to the table scored a paki, after bout 20mins she stormed off wit a face on her like a smacked arse thinkin 'who does that' and then to top it off he kick so guy in the head from a seated position.......wat a guy

      10/7/09
    • Caitlin McCready
      Caitlin McCready

      Yeah its all good. I have also developed a new found taste for day time tv! haha! nothing else to do with my free time during the day! u seen the new ricky gervais film?? its gooood!! not been back to fife yet but starting to want a night at brannigans haha. U doing ur dissertation this year then yeah? x

      10/7/09
    • Caitlin McCready
      Caitlin McCready

      Dizzee Rascal on Fri!- 'Come n Dance Wiv Me!' oooohhhh!!! x

      10/4/09
    • Knee-Ill Grr-Ing
      luv Knee-Ill Grr-Ing

      hw r ya rumple. will be headin to d pub tomoro wit lewis to watch the fit baw if ur round, r people still sayin 'fit baw' dont get great reception down in the den so i dont know wat the kids r sayin. check out this link u will not b disapointed http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/N7Z... keep it funky fresh

      10/2/09
    • Caitlin McCready
      Caitlin McCready

      Hey. its great thanks :) yeah lovin it through here! clubs so much better than kittys hehe. course is quite tough but sure i will pull through. Hows Dundee? x

      10/2/09
    • James White

      Haha know the feelin. Aye back was ment to go to Canada last monday but far too much uni work so couldny. Cool sounds good am golfin at Ladybank al find out what time the morn but al be back later in the afternoon to join u lot x.

      10/1/09
    • luv James White

      Awrite Stevie hows it gon? Long time no speak (entirely my fault) Busy back at uni? When u home next x.x

      9/30/09
    • Lynsey Peat

      STEVIE:D already aw that sucks u in alot aye? OMG nae kfc whats goin on, i dae kin the last time i had 1:( u moved in2 the flat with the boys? thot u were movin back home? im meant to b startin college the mrn but saas have fucked up my loan so im no startin till next week lol. out this weekend cld dae with a straight vodka steve n lynsey bein oot:) xx

      9/16/09
    • Bobbyhero
      luv Bobbyhero

      lol a gd idiot tho!! aw not alot son, survivin as usual. uz dn here fur the wkend or in the dee? hows the freshers week gawn? av got a 21st on sat bt thts aboot it x

      9/16/09