I must caution these scriptures. They are the direct result of several unsupervised lessons.. PLEASE DONT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED! They are only up because several people wanted to read them..


There is this girl, they call her elle,
the boys all think her breasts are swell,
she writes poems just for fun,
you can read them now one by one...

I know a girl her name is shell,
she really likes boys and girls as well,
she picked up her phone and called up her nick,
she thought he was better than her rubber dick!

Well shell knew a child, her name steph street,
for paying clients she would try and compete,
she lured fat men into her den,
i wonder why they didn't visit again?

Becky is a bitch, ugly and fat,
they boys at school said she had a big cat *wink wink,
yet because of her substantial weight,
becca was forced to masturbate!

But then this lad Jim Smith came by,
he was desperate and thought she was worth a try,
when he saw her he couldn't run,
she lassoed him in to have some fun!

Mathew Mower is a boy in her class,
he employs Olly Butler to take photos of his arse,
its lucky then his willy is small,
and cannot be seen between his balls!

Sophie Jones is very hot,
but she doesn't really do dating alot,
one day she got bored and decided to...
seduce a boy called Krissy woooooo!

Well i used to know a guy called Fred,
he could do yoga and give himself head,
he had to do it quick and fast, *27 seconds
because his erection wouldn't last!

My best friend Katie has curly hair,
god knows what bush she hides down there!
it didn't seem to bother her boy,
or maybe thats why he used a 2 meter toy...

Jonas's semen was strong, really not mild,
their lack of protection resulted in child,
the baby was randy and had a bad smell,
it seem shed had sex with Freddie as well!

But then again there is always george,
on little girls pussy's he liked to gorge,
with a surname such as hanks,
he bent his penis due to wanks!

Another lad called Oli Cross,
grew a willy he could toss,
Antonia made some stuff come out,
and now we call him mister spout!

Now we here about dear james,
he thinks that sex is just a game,
now hes with a man, siobhan,
together they make hardcore porn!

Another male, a bull called Tom,
his chat up lines were a blatant con,
hey tried to pull my friend called kate,
but hes to fat to start to date!

This girl Kate mentioned before,
preys on Osh boys drunk on the floor,
she once tried it on with five at one time,
shes 14 years old and reckons shes prime!

I have a mate (Dan), hes my bitch,
his pubic bush he likes to stitch,
he doesn't know what sex's about,
an innocent boy - yer i doubt!!

Dan he likes this girl called ellen,
they say he likes to dine on mellen,
but Dan knows hed never score,
hed tried and failed many times before...

There is a twig tho, Georgie Hyde,
but shes to skinny to get inside,
Mr Thornley doesn't mind,
he likes it more from behind...

Ben my mate, he loves MUSE,
the hole in the C.D. he does abuse,
once poor Ben he got it stuck,
for nine months after he couldn't fuck!

Tessa Langford, nicknamed Tess,
once found herself in an awful mess,
she wanted a new way to fuck,
what a shame she couldn't suck!

Evie really, really like wales,
she once saw Shane in the local sales,
she found she couldn't afford him to,
but she wrapped up a cucumber with Cymru!

Alex Thornman liked it rough,
all his lads thought he was 'well tough',
yet alex had a secret to hide,
-he couldn't stay up when he was inside!

Tommy Knight was a tall fellow,
his nob was rather thin and yellow,
since hed ben at it with Georgie B, (Birch)
it appeared hed ha

the world would be really really...really reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really bad...