Hmmmm
Naughty Boy Presents
Ok... Look
I was wide awake
Sitting up, I had my back to the headboard
I was smoking a lil ciggerette to relax myself my head felt dead sore
I was in Embassy backing off Blue Alize, Energized off Red Bull
I was watchin this lil choong ting
She said hi her names Tiffany from Bethnal Green
Hi I'm Ash from Kensal Green, Actaully from Kensal Rise to be presice
She looked at me up and down and said "Your seethrough Nikes are well cool"
She introduced me to her friend Dawn
I introduced her to my friend Shawn
My game was on point like a pencil
And we started to then talk and she was telling me... she was...
Hold on wats she tellin me?
NO!
How can I not recollect man...
Awwhh I musta been outta my mind I swear...
I WAS SMASHED!
Nahh man... Wats she tellin me?
Nah
Nah man...
Oh OK now I remember!
She was telling me shes going to Bristol to go to Uni in September
All I remember was not carin'...
Just Starin'
At her exposed cleavage
And thinkin' of gettin her back to the yard and taking off wat she was wearin'
Two twos one yewt start swearin'
Then one of dem south yewts bottled him... kicked him up on the floor
Then after that...
Yeh the ravers just aired him
Promoter just locked it
Girls grabbed their coats
Phoned them when we got outside
Asked them what we dared n'
This is the 207... followed them back to thiers n'...
I was like "kool but oioi 'cause man... gotta drive bruv... fuck... must of dropped me off innit
Go to his tingz yard I was lipsin my tings yard lykk...
Took off the La Senza
Put on the Coni and just beauty...
And I started sleepin
Would you believe it started dreamin
Thinkin that Rave was so tough
And dis girl right is so buff!
But her yard is frass!
Haha... Shes a sexy broke slut
And then I though Hold upp
This ain't your bed...
Then I woke up!
And then I thought Oh fuck!
Arrghh Ashley your so fucked!
If you go home try sneak in the bed I swear your wifeys gonna nuts
You WASTEMAN!
Come on last night why was you so drunk!
It's got to 4 in the morning n' it's startin to get light outside you donut!
I was soo hungover nd I sat up now I got this bitch on my shoulder
I don't even smoke but grabbed a ciggerette slapped myself in the face got sober
I'm gonna wait 5 minutes
Pick my clothes up
Dressed myself then phone up my bredrin nd say
"Yo blad I beg u come get me I need to go home now"
Waddyamean mann...
Argh don't take the the piss blad
Arghh for fu... Blad you my whipp though mann...
Aiight fuck it... You know what meet me back in the ends
I'll jump in a cab or somethin...
HUH!
Is this girl serious?
This girls madd I swear...
WAH!
Get out of here man!
Oi... Oi um... I'm gone yeh?
Yeah boss...
Yeah Yeah I need a cab innit...
Kensal Rise?

Dem rich cats
Dey ain't neva bin 2 da manor
I reckon it's about princess diana
I no in france she died in a banger
But if I crashed and died they wouldn't giv a damn about me
So fuck dem n deyre family
Stop talkin about dem on da tv cz
Dey're familys got millions
fuck dem n prince william
I roll wiv da cash n carry da strap
And I jus wana merk prince harry
Dat lil prat needz a beatin
Man shud of eat him
Wen he went eaton
Wen I werent eatin
Fuck tony blair
I shud grab da prime minister up by his hair
Slap cherie blair
Hahaha jus for da silly clothes dat she wears

It's us against dem
So wer gonna rush dese men n crush dese men
Tym 2 crunch dese corruptive men
Form stunts to bun dese men and stun dem
Unexpected lyk da twins
I'm a soak up da realness
In dis lyf I'm in
Cause dey lyk 2 win get me get me

Dey cnt tel us 2 shush
Sum1 plz put 2 in goerges bush
His ancestors wer cush
Colin powell luks lyk animorph
I dnt wanna cuss da queen n commit treason
But da bitch is gettin money 4 no reson
Da royal family we dnt need dem
Da only reason we need dem is 2 attract tourist in evry season
Put prescot in a hed lok den piss in his eggnog
Den roll wiv da chrome n buss shots outside of livingstons home

It's us against dem
So wer gonna rush dese men n crush dese men
Tym 2 crunch dese corruptive men
Form stunts to bun dese men and stun dem
Unexpected lyk da twins
I'm a soak up da realness
In dis lyf I'm in
Cause dey lyk 2 win get me get me

Trust me man, Certain chicks need to be held up like OII! Get me.
Pull ya hand back leave em like NAAHH! I'm Sorry,
Cause like, I don't just make love songs for the sake of it init, to paint pretty pictures and all that.
Like, Everything I tell man, applies to real life.

Cause when it comes to wifing girls, I'm not a fan
D'you know how many girls I've fucked out there and they have got a man?
About 60%, and that's alotta gyal, so before you fall in love and start to lust make sure you got a plan.

Trust me car, wifing a ho is not da lick bro,
So before you think you're gonna get deep make sure you grab some info,
And I ain't talking hobbies or interests, nah none of that shit bro,
I'm talking age of loss of virginity and text messages in phones yeah,
Now chat to man who was in her class, fuck her closet
You don't want a skeleton flyin out her arse,
Yes dig up all her past, find out which chicks she used to flex with,
To how many man she slept with; if it's more than six then forget it, No, she can't be respected
Cause certain man are just to fast, quick to give their heart and wifey's bringing next man in the yard,
Then it burns their clut,
You should have found out from the start but,
That's what you get kids
If you don't investigate and start to lust and then you get whipped,
Done know these days these girls are brazen,
And who they roll with tends to be an accurate indication of how they tend to stay and,
Watch how they act round other guys,
Be careful who becomes your wife,
A dodgy chick'll fuck up your mind,
Fuck up your life forever.

I swear down, like,
You need to be careful when you pick your wifey man,
There's bare signs you need to look out for,
You get what I'm saying?
Cause like, I've seen certain man just pick the wrong kind of gal you get me?
Just send a man mad.
Just wana lick down the gyal, lick down the new boyfriend,
Just acting all out of character, it's nuts.

Now let me give you man an idea,
These chicks are fucking out,
Even if their boyfriend gets birded for less than five years,
Let alone a ten,
Their banging out after two so it's quite clear,
If she ain't gonna ride or die for you
Then having a wife's air,
True stories, I swear, this is mans life here,
Breeding a whopper's my fear, one of my worst nightmares,
I'm telling man how it is, you think I care?
Cause once you been burned, believe me, look
You'll never trust a next gyal,
In relationships there's arguments and,
You'll both get vexed fam,
But you need to know she won't go back and fuck her ex man,
And when there's yoots involved it gets painful,
Over awkward, gets outta hand and then you catch a thirty like Morgan,
Look, these gals lie for certain,
Shit happens, they tell different versions,
You heard what happened to Mercston,
Anyway, back to the wifes, you know how I do,
I ain't got a Tinie Tempah, I got a bad one,
Don't know if I can wife yous,
Don't wanna get wicked cause I'm a nice dude,
But I swear on my grand dads grave,
I ain't tryin hear sorry, bout they felt lonely,
Needed talk to somebody, I think these girls are dodgy,
Heartless like Bush, Ken and Fonty,
Never wifey off a girl who's known the road,
I tell these lover boys to be easy and slow your row,
I don't wana have to turn 'em round and say I told you so,
But these chicks are devious, mischevious, didn't you know?

Trust me, just be careful init,
Cause like a wifey is kinda like a reflection of yourself like,
Can't just have ya chick running on myspace,