Five Ultimate's.

1. Climb Mt. Everest.
2. Tour The World.
3. Be-Friend Someone Famous.
4. Have Sex On Every Continent.
5. Go On The 5 Fastest and Longest Roller Coasters In The World.

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'09 Goals

1. Go to japan.
2. Get my orange grad suit.
3. Pass physics EEI.
4. Get O.P. 10 or better.
5. Get P's.
6. Carew to win sports carnival.
7. Be drunk for entire schoolies week.
8. Get into Colts finals.
9. Be Colts starting keeper.
10. Get 13 more people to comment on my goals!
11. Walk straight through the staff room.
12. Drive car across the ovals.
13. To complete 20 goals for '09.
14. Get Liam Reddy's autograph.
15. Pass maths B next term .
16. Get the awesome 'Grooving the Moo' outfit.
17. Play in the higher grades at brother.
18. Go to Perth.
19. Get a car, hopefully orange.
20. Go to two grads
21. Get 5 clean sheets as Goalkeeper.
22. Create "Lindsay's 101 Tips on Life".
23. Go to a school production.
24. Be in Iggy's Production.
25. Get 100hrs by September.
26. Keep the Ya-Ya going all year.
27. Get an A for my ITS game.

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"Lindsay's 54 Tips on Life"

#1 Learn how to catch a ball.
#2 You know how when people say jokes that aren't
funny and people laugh anyway, don't do that.
#3 Just tell them it was gay and walk away.
#4 Fall over your own feet sometimes.
#5 People like it when I hurt myself.
#6 Hiptops are for cool kids only (like Lindsay.)
#7 Fish is a gross food and should never be considered as food.
#8 Scrubs is the coolest show. Every season must be
watched in order at least 2 times in your lifetime.
#9 When walking around at the footy games, walk in a clock wise direction.
#10 If you enjoy watching wrestling burn this book now you don't deserve to be as awesome as Lindsay as wrestling is the shittest show to be put on TV.
#11 When ordering food, pretend you don't have enough money, you always get discounts.
#12 Never be caught singing HSM songs.
#13 Watch where your walking, you look like a retard when you run into poles.
#14 Never use the excuse that the pole walked in front of you.
#15 When someone disses you just simply rebound it by saying so your face.
#16 If random kids hit you with light sabers either they are nerdy star wars fans or find you extremely attractive.
#17 Sascha is a cruel name to call a boy.
#18 When you cant think of anything else steal other peoples.
#19 Stalking people isn't cool.
#20 If you can't think of anything funny to say, just start laughing, then when people ask what's funny you walk away, they won't be able to stand the suspension.
#21 Never say you make the best cake ever, its a lie, Lindsay does.
#22 If you think that Townsville is shit, then frigging move and stop complaining.
#23 Chocolate topping doesn't come out of clothes very easily.
#24 Metal is very hard to digest.
#25 When taking lindsay on in any sport remember she will always win.
#26 If you have a soul sister named lindsay you are automatically one of the coolest kids ever.
#27 If you catch swine flu tell lindsay immediately, she will have you flown straight to the Man U's dressing room.
#28 When walking through the ref hut door triple check there are no bins above the door by waiting for other people to walk through before entering.
#29 To get a biscuit out of a cup USE A SPOON.
#30 If biscuit doesn't fit in cup first go, try try again, or, break in half & have TWO biscuits.
#31 Never admit to loving Hannah Montana
#32 Don't leave cordial bottles open overnight, ants like sugar.
#33 If you didn't see kirwan highs production of grease you automatically aren't cool and never will be.
#34 When shampoo get into your eyes don't use your shampoo covered hands to try and ge