GAA Dictionary!!
HOLLY -- e.g. "I gave it holly"---I put a fair bit of effort into it.

B0LLIX----Pat Spillane or any kerry players or supporters

MIGHTY---Very good

HAMES---A right **** e-e.g.-"He made a hames of that chance"

TIMBER---Intimidation of a hurling opponent - e.g.- "Show him some timber"

LAMP----A good thump---e.g.-"I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back"

A CROWD---A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
of violence -e.g-Meath supporters

SCHKELP---To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures -- e.g. "That whore from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg"

HATCHET MAN---Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts

BULLIN'---Angry-e.g-"The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him"

BULL THICK---Very angry-e.g.-"The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again"

JOULT---A push-e.g.-"I gave him ! a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks"

THE COMM-A-TEEE---Local GAA bullshitters in general

BUSHTED---An undefined soreness-e.g.-"Jayz me arm is bushted"

THE BOMBER---Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

A HANG SANGWIDGE---Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter

RAKE-A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

INDANAMAJAYSUS (in-da-nama-Jaysus)--! -What was that for referee?

YA B0LLIX YA---Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent

LEH-IT-IN-TA-FcuK-WUD-YA---Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

MULLOCKER---Untidy or awkward player released for matches

BURST THE B0LLIX---Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

ROW---Disagreement involving four or more players

MASSIVE ROW---Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences

ALL-HELL-BROKE-LOOSE---A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai
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i stole this from sum1 i dnt kno but hey thats wot bebo is all abou!!
>>>> >> >>Your're as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
>> >
>> > > > > He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
>> > > > >
>> > > > > As funny as a burning orphanage
>> > > > >
>> > > > > He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I feel like a boiled sh*te (hungover)
>> > > > >
>> > > > > (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
>> > > > >
>> > > > > She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
>> > > > >
>> > > > > As busy as the dalkey dole office
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
>> > > > >
>> > > > > As tight as a nun's knickers
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the
>>exhaust
>> > > > > of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Up and down like a hoor's knickers
>> > > > >
>> > > > > No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I left her with a face like a painters radio
>> > > > >
>> > > > > A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
>> > > > >
>> > > > > As fit as a butcher's dog
>> > > > >
>> > > > > She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Not even the tide would take her out
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Daz wouldn't shift her
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
>> > > > >
>> > > > > A sniper wouldn't take her out
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
>> > > > >
>> > > > > If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
>> > > > >
>> > > > > She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked
>>p*ss off a
>> > > > > nettle.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
>> > > > >
>> > > > > She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
>> > > > >
>> > > > > If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look
>>over the
>> > > > > wall
>> > > > >
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