Chapter One;

Random Quotes;
Such As:

"Erm..You know that guy from the beyonce video with erm..............beyonce"

"Oh, I know this well funny song about Thierry Henry... It goes, Thierry Henry! Thierry Henry! Ummmm....... I Forgot"

"Err, look at this dead guy, i just shot him and his leg flew off, errr, i'm gunna be ill"

"There should be a sign saying...do not feed the james...he can do that himself....."

"Should I Flush?"

"My phone died, aah fuck.....have you got any plug holes?"

"My phone died again. Do ya think there's any plugholes downstairs?"

"Social intercourse... Aint that a gang bang "

"She's so fit....So's she...oh my god, her too!....eww ginger munt"



Chapter Two;

Funny Scenarios:
Such As:

I was on the phone to my grandad, i mispronounced a word, I then proceeded to pull the most perculiar faces, Christian collapsed to the floor laughing his head off..... and I joined him laughing and accidently spat out a pretsil..."

On fifa we were on the same team and we kept hacking eachother and lost 3-1 to West Ham.

Sgt.Reznov is a sergant on Call Of Duty; World At War, he's some russian bastard, and he looks asif someone has stuck a plastic bottle in his faceeee.

at the cinema josh morey is buying a tango ice, the lady says to him "what flavour do you want?" josh then does a little dance and says "a MIX!"
haha, then he buys an ice cream,

Lady : "what flavour do you want?"
Josh : "erm....the brown one."
Lady : "there's two brown ones though, chocolate or cookie dough"
Josh : "No, the Brown one"
Lady : "Yes, but theres"
Josh : "No, No No, let me show you"
he then goes behind the counter and pokes the glass,
Josh : "THAT one."



Chapter Three;

Great Memories:
Such As:

Our amazing MSN conversations about what our names should be..

Singing, the fucking fray - over my head...

Sleeping round Chris' house

Son Of Rambow


Chapter four;

Co-inkidinks:
Such As:

We both have the same ipod nano chromatic (orange).

We both support Chelsea FC.

We both hate JLS.

We both want to be the one who scores the goal on Fifa 09...

We both like Cheryl Cole....alot....



To Be Continued

Chris ++ Benn

1) He is always there for me x
2) He is my OtherHalf x
3) He is Loyal x
4) He is F******* amazing x
5) i know his Brother
6) all the small things,
7) i love are msn convos x
He is my 2nd boy bestfriend x
9) i love him ( mate style ) x
10) he loves me too ( mate style )
11) he Trust's me.
12) funniest guy ever x
13) corrects me when im wrong ( all the time ) x
14) i love hs sayings x
15) miaahs bestmate ! x
16) FIT ! x
17) look like his brother ALOT x
1 givesthe BEST hugs x
19) my rave friendd x
20) you kissing miaa for thefirst time Arhh x
21) your taste in music ! x
22) JoshhyDayy x
23) BusBayswould't be the same without you x
24) Phworaaa i lovehis girlfriendd x
25)Hannahs DAD ! x
26) i feel so speaical thaat he cann tell my AnyThink
27) the way he puts 'x'' at the end of each sentnes x
2 ellie weres curtians ! haha x
29) Megans Nosee xhahah
30) the way he makes me smile x
31) im home ! x
32) boombangsbooms !haha x
33) your phone ! x
34) everyone kept saying we hugg too muchh x
35) benn getting jeolues hahha x
36) seeing youu in form time x
37) youu wave at me ! x
3 Your FRESH
39) pokmonn <3 hahah x
40) in R.E its always reminds me of youu ! Christan ! hahah x
41) your hair ! x
42) we wa mia always tals about yuu x
43) are handshake ! x
44) im in HIS Namee x
45)you a Legend
46) walking too forms ! x
47) i love the way you walk ! x
4 you writing on your hand ''ella my bffl'' arhh babe
49) you laughh with me x
50) your just smipley the BEST




love
EllaLaurieO'Connell <33 x
loveyouu (mate Style ) x

a very jampacked month.
here's some highlights x


us 0 - 18 them. miabreacker - another girl, another planet x. but mommy! i don't want to go to schooool x. hannah's party (Y)x. history, 7.5(boffin!) x. reece, you tranny x. ellie's wearing curtains!x. maths - the chairs all fall down x. fergus morans party, - guitar hero! when you were young x. I AM DOW WORK x. streeength tooo ONIONS matt you ledge x. cheryl cole to win the xfactor . matt smith - 40p to see them scramble over a gingerbread man! . ella - all the.....small things x. i love maple, yeah, your maple, silly x. textiles with lucy, "oh god, oooh god!, oh my god" x. hannah mitchell - "bell end" . lydia - "did you just slap his ass! " x. lucy - slooowww dooooowwwwwn x. amy snedker - take my harry there, express style x. brandon - sometime today... KickaPoo!x. hannah mitchell - www.ratemypoo.com x. fergus moran - "and there was love in the bodies of the fifteen year old elephants toooo!x" . haha pe changing rooms "if you think that guys gay say i, I!"x.

if i left something out, i apologise, im no superman x
write me a comment and i'll chuck it in for ya