Leave a comment saying what you want to be and il put you in da place u want!

My Wigga - HUGH
My Bitch - ASH
My Girlfriend -
My Wife -
My Fairy God Mother - KATE
My Big Brother - SAM
My Big Sister -
My Granny -
My Grandad -
My Nanny -
My Daughter -
My Son -
My Gay Best Friend - ALON
My Sexy Best Friend - SARAH
My Crazy Best Friend -
My Other Best Friend -
My Best Guy Friend - ELISHA
My Bit On The Side -
My Other Bit on the Side -
My Slave -
My random person - SRIRAM
My Siamese Twin -
My Valentine -
My Hot Admirer -
My Messer Upper -MATT
My Cleaner -
My Maori - PEIRI
My Lover -
My Friend -
My Crazy Buddy - KESSEM
My Bebo Bud - ELISHA
My Butler -
My Dog -
My Goldfish - ANNETTE
My ova Goldfish -
My Inspiration - KYLE
My God - DAN
My Stalker -
My Pimp - HUGH
My Mad Friend - CHRIS

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got

Let's hope i get house sex before i'm 65

sorry scotty

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!