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Jordan Taylor

MAKE BACON ROLLS, NOT WAR!!!

7/28/07 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
SEX, DRUGS AND SAUSAGE ROLLS!!!

"FUN HOUSE, IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUN, PRIZES TO BE WON, IT'S A REAL CRAZY SHOW WHERE ANYTHING CAN GO"!!!
I think the above is right... ages ago that was.

Aright... Im Jordan,
Lived in Arbroath all my life, keep seeing people I know call it the "mighty Broath" I have a differing opinion "mighty shitey Broath" <--- a little more acurate.
A bit about me I suppose, Im 6ft 2 or 3 dont really know, Brown hair and brown eyes, slim but athletic (emphasise on slim), fuck I sound boring,
Im not very good at replying to people... still trying to figure out what the the hell the first person to milk a cow was doing!!! come on im sexually depraved but thats taking the piss!!!
still no hypothisis as of yet

and oh, by the way I wish I was one of those muslim women so I could look like a ninja too!!!
Films
Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, The Business, All Star Wars, The Breakfast Club, All Monty Python, Full Metal Jacket, 300, Transformers
Sports
Football- Rangers, Arbroath, Nottingham Forest and of course Scotland:
Ice Hockey- NY Rangers
Drinkies
Jack D's and any lager, and any spirits and anything with alcohol in it. Alcoholic you ask... not yet, well its just like work to me you always need one day off a week.
Happiest When
Drinkin Loads, Sleeping Loads and chillin with the boys
Scared Of
Marmite, Seafood, Swans & The Death Star
Childhood Favourites
Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (If you went to Muirfield you might remember Dale Connor as "April O'Neil" Ha Ha, Banana Man, Captain Planet, Fun House (I loved those twins, bet big Pat Sharpe was baw deep in them every night) Biker Mice from Mars and of course He-man.

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    The Speed Ticket

    A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.

    Officer: May I see your drivers license?

    Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?

    Driver: Its not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?

    Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box?

    Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK???

    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Captain: Whos car is this?

    Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres the owner card.

    The driver owned the car.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it?

    Driver: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres a body in it.

    Driver: No problem.

    Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too.

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  • RANGERS FC Simply the BEST!!!

    107 Trophies thats a world record

    European Cup Winners Cup
    Winners 1972

    Scottish League Champions (51) WORLD RECORD
    1891, 1899, 1900, 1901, 1902, 1911, 1912, 1913, 1918, 1920, 1921, 1923, 1924, 1925, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1931, 1933, 1934, 1935, 1937, 1939, 1947, 1949, 1950, 1953, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1961, 1963, 1964, 1975, 1976, 1978, 1987, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2003, 2005


    Scottish Cup Winners (31)
    1894, 1897, 1898, 1903, 1928, 1930, 1932, 1934, 1935, 1936, 1948, 1949, 1950, 1953, 1960, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1966, 1973, 1976, 1978, 1979, 1981, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1999, 2000, 2002, 2003

    Scottish League Cup Winners (24)
    Season Starting:
    1946, 1948, 1960, 1961, 1963, 1964, 1970, 1975, 1977, 1978, 1981, 1983, 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1990, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1998, 2002, 2003, 2004

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  • A worth while hobby!!!

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  • Beth Smith
    Beth Smith

    bday soon me thinks? wouldnt happen to be around the 24th now would it??

    10/9/09
  • Gareth Bowen
    luv Gareth Bowen

    that fro looks like mine back in the day, what a night fella, it was fun me and you phoning everyone in my phone book at 5.45 in the morning, just cant wait for wade to wake up and see his motor HAHAHAHAHA. GOOD TIMES

    9/6/09
  • Paul Robertson
    Paul Robertson

    JAAAARDAN!!!! Hahahaha how was the dam man? Hope you had an awesome time! JAAAARDAN!!!! hahaha

    8/28/09
  • Wade Bowen
    Wade Bowen

    hey hows it going fuck face?

    7/27/08
  • Maria Dowse
    luv Maria Dowse

    omg jordon!!!! it's been 2 whole weeks since the last time you were on bebo :L :L :L :L :L just messing!!!......bebo is getting a bit boring...same old, same old!!! wot you been up 2 anything interesting?...or you skint like the rest of us?either that or it was you that won the euro millions a couple weeks back n you just aint telling any1...especially me!!!!!:P :P Hope your good...speak to you soon xx maria xx p.s here's my love just incase you did win the lottery :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    2/22/08
  • Kelly Dodds
    Kelly Dodds

    Na, im jus kiddin, im not too old, i jus cant drink as much as i used to, im weak in the game!!! it was good seein u again tho, been total ages, was my first nite out since well b4 christmas so i went a bit mental too!!!! i met loads of people i hadnt seen in ages too which was good!! hopefully catch up wit again soon bud!! bye jus now!!! xox

    2/7/08
  • Kelly Dodds
    Kelly Dodds

    A up lad! How u doin? i think im only jus startin to recover from the weekend!! Im blame the ten million shots i basically inhaled!! Gettin too old 4 this caper!!!!xox

    2/5/08
  • Paul Robertson
    Paul Robertson

    JAAAAAAAAAAARDAN!!!!!

    1/13/08