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O t h ε r
1. Arε You A Virgin?
2. Whεrε Would You like to go on a date?
3. Do You Drink Or Smokε? Statε Which Plεasε..
4. Would You Lεt Mε Stay Thε Nitε With You?
5. Would You Act Funny If You Wεrε With Mε And Your Matεs Turned Up?
6. Could Wε Cuddlε, And Fall Aslεεp?
7. Would You Kiss Mε?
8. Do You Play Any Sports? Statε Which...
9 How Would You Dεscribe Your Sεlf?
10.Would You Havε Sεx With Mε?
11. Would You Evεr Go out With Mε?
12. Would You Lεt Mε Touch You Whεrεvεr?
13. Would You Evεr Chεat On Mε?
14. Arε You Finε, Sεxy Or Cutε?
15. Ratε Mε Out Of 10..
16. Over All What Do Your Think Of Mε? Dont Just Writε One Word...

things i hate!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is mate, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch then I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No dickhead, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stared at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be? ears, wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

1. Name: mitchell reeby
2. Nicknames: mitch
3. Birthday: 29th december
4. Place of Birth: freedom fields
5. Zodiac Sign: capricorn
6. Male or Female: male
7. Occupation: fuck all
8. Residence: plympton
9. Screen Name: m(*)i(*)t(*)c(*)h(*)o(*)n(*)t(*)o(
 *)u(*)r(*)

__Your Appearance__

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length : short (french crop)
14. Eye color: hazel
15. Best Feature: fuck nose
16. Height: 6 ft
17. Braces?: is it fuck
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercing: left ear
20. Tattoos: soon!!
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: erm.......dunno lol
23. First Award: swimmin
24. First Sport You Joined: footy
26. First Real Vacation: gran caneria
27. First Concert: never went 2 1
28. First Love: dunno

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: big daddy
30. TV Show: top gear
31. Colors: red
34. Song: H.T.I.D
36. Candy: skittles
37. Sports to Play: football, paintball.
38. Restaurant: steak and omlette
40. Store: steve northmores
41. School: ridgeway
43. Book: cnt read very well
44. Magazine: porno woop woop
45. Shoes: k-swiss

___Currently___

46. Feeling: happy
47. Single or Taken: SINGLE
49. Eating: marshmellows
50. Drinking: milkshake
51. Typing: this shit
52. Online: yeye
53. Listening To: H.T.I.D event 14 darren styles
54. Thinking About: new sex positions
55. Wanting: a fag n lots of beer and vodka
56. Watching: the screen
57. Wearing: lacoste trackies n a fred perry top

__________Future__________

58. Want Kids? yeh 2
59. Want to be Married: yep
60. Careers in Mind: fek nose c where my life goes init
61. Where do you want to live?: PLYMOUTH

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: blonde/brown
64. Hair length: medium sorta length/not 2 long not 2 short
65. Eye color: any
66. Size: slim
67. Cute or sexy: sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: lips
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: shorter than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easy goin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both
74. Sensitive or Loud: bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yeh but then get 2 no them after...if ya no wot i mean lol
79. Had Alcohol: yeh 2 ryt cant live without the stuff
80. Smoked: yea everyday
82. Broken a bone: nope
83. Got an X-ray: nope
85. Broken Someone's Heart: hope not lol
86. Broke Up With Someone: yep
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yep
88. Cried At School: yep

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: do i fuck
90. Miracles: nope
91. Love At First sight: yeh
92. Ghosts: yeh
93. Aliens: nope
94. Soul Mates: yeh
95. Heaven: no
96. Hell: no
98. Kissing on The First Date: ofcoarse
100. Yourself: FUCKIN RITE SON!!!!!!