Irish Slang.........

Arseways = Mishmash, total mess

B-
Bang On = Correct, perfect
Banjaxed = Broken, severely damaged
BIFFO = Big ignorant fucker from offaly
Bogger = A person of rural extraction
Bollixed = Somewhat in excess of the legal alcohol limit, Extremely tired
Boyo = Male juvenile
Brutal = Awful, terrible

C-
Craic = Fun
Culchie = A person whos birthplace is beyond Dublin city limits

D-
Deadly = Great, brilliant, fantastic
Doss = Failure to attend school/work during specified hours
Dry Shite = Someone of limited social skills

E-
Eat the head off = To complain about in an aggressive manner
Ejit = Person of limited mental capacity

F-
Fair Play! = Well done!
Feck = Politically correct term for fuck
Fierce = Very, extremely
Fine Thing = Attractive man or woman
Full Shilling(not the) = Mentally challenged

G-
Gaf = Home
Gee = Female reproductive organ
Gee-eyed = Having partaken of large quantity of alcohol
Get off with = Be successful with a romantic advance
Go and shite! = I am not in agreement with your suggestion
Gobshite = Person of below average IQ
Gurrier = Hooligan

H-
Heavily defeated
Hop = Play truant from school
Howaya = Hello, hi

J-
Jackeen = A rural persons name for a dubliner
Jacks = Toilet
Jammers = Extremely crowded
Janey Mack = expression of utter disbelief
Jayzus = Jesus Christ
Jo Maxi = Taxi

K-
Kick the shite out of = violently assault
Kip = A dump
Knackered = Very tired

L-
Lash = to rain heavily/attractive woman
Leg It = To flee rapidly

M-
Mankey = Filthy, disgusting
Mill = Publin brawl
Mitch = To play truant
Mot = Girlfriend

N-
Nip = Nude

O-
Oul'wan = Mother
Oul'fella = Father

P-
Paralytic = So over the alcohol limit one passes out
Piss Up = Night of imbibing alcohol
Plastered = Very drunk
Puss = sulky face

R-
Ride = An attractive person/ to engage in intercourse

S-
Scarlet = Embarrassed, blushing
Scratcher = Bed
Scrubber = Woman of little sophistication
Shag = To have sexual intercourse
Shattered = Very tired, requiring sleep
Shite = Of extraordinarily poor quality
Slag = Make fun of
Slapper = Female of low morals and poor taste in clothing

T-
Thick = Extremely stupid

W-
Wagon = Unattractive woman
Wrecked = Extremely tired /ugly

Y-
Yer wun = Female whose name is unknown
Yar wa?! = Alleged method of proposing to ones sweetheart on Dublins northside


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