DO YOU.... (PUT AN X IN THE BOXES IF U DO)
[_] think im fit?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_]think im weird
[_] love me?
ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
[_]enemies?
AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] Annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking bout me?
[_] going to copy this so that i will return the favor?

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This quiz has 4 questions and they will tell you
whether
you are qualified to be a professional. Keep scrolling down for each answer.
The
questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
answered
the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in
an
overly complicated way.




2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take o ut the giraffe, put in
the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the
repercussions of your previous actions.

















3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend...
except one. Which animal does not attend?






















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just
put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.








4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?



















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have yo u not
been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals
they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good