Body: NASTy JOKE..LOL
Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.

As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!





She screams.







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!




Whoa!!!





PULL IT OUT!!!





PULL IT OUT NOW!!!





I can't get pregnant!



Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!


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1 hour- You'll have bad sex


20 min - Your crush will kiss you


15min - Your crush will tongue you


5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out
under the stars


2 min - You will stay with your
crush forever
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NASTY SEX JOKE

M3 IM WIF3Y TYP3
A nigga has 4 different types of girls..

1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's

1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..

2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO)

3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related events..Dat call when Wifey acting up and you need a quick nut. The bitch is the first one running there.

4) Ho's.. enough said! Trying to move up in life, Wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and have them in your phone. Backups incase a bitch or a boo slips up. Then you replace with a hoe

...a smile leads to a laugh


...a laugh leads to a high 5


...a high 5 leads to a hug


...a hug leads to a kiss


...a kiss leads 2 makeout


...a makeout leads 2 finger


...a finger leads to a hand


...a hand leads to a lick


...a lick leads to a suck



...a suck leads 2 a fuck.


So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.


...u add the bed




...subtract the clothes


...divide the legs


...leave your solution



...and pray you dont multiply!