Things to do in an elevator!!



1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people,but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close,and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,"That's mine!"
7)Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone,gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
1 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your
one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a sock puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers,
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.(because u always have yrs with u?!!)
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
theother passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
26) Walk in and don't turn around.

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1) Inform the entire cinema that you have to go to the
bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.

2) Applaud.

3) Laugh loudly and hysterically every so often [Especially during sad and serious scenes].

4) Sing along with the background music.

5) Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!".

6) Make shadow puppets.

7) If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

Pull out a toy gun and "shoot" the "bad guys." Tell the people that you are a part of this new live action movie. "Shoot" any movie personnel telling you to stop.

9) Read the credits out loud.

10) Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly across the cinema, hopefully hitting someone.

11) Dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen.

12) Say "beeeeep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution.

13) Sacrifice small furry creatures in front of the screen.

14) Sit by the isle. Trip up everyone that walks by.

15) Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened.

16) Say the lines with the movie, in Swahili.

17) Bring a portable T.V. Watch the football game. Cheer loudly.

1 Throw paper airplanes.

19) Yell "Ow!" after every gun shot.

20) Gargle your Pepsi.

21) Juggle.

22) Bowl in the isle.

23) Play Battleship with someone across the cinema.

24) Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters/exits the cinema ask to see their identification.

25) Leave death threats on various seats.

26) Break into a chorus of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.

27) Throw water balloons.

2 Bring lots of gerbils & mice. Think "snowball" fight.

29) Have a friend call your mobile every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.

30) Wear a top hat!

31) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

32) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

33) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

34) Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

35) Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some off their sweets for your asthma.

36) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

37) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

3 Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

39) Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

40) Yell out what is going to happen.

41) Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhoea and wink while smiling.

42) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm superman! Hahaha!" and run away.

43) Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

44) Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

45) Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"