How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF::

1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was in love wid u:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. I asked u to DO anythin?
10. i asked u out?

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Body:

::HAVE YOU EVER::

21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Wanted to do me?

::WOULD YOU:

38: Be my friend?
39. Kiss me?
40. Makeout with me?
41. Love me?
42. strip me?
43. shag me?

thankyou

You know you're addicted to Kitesurfing when...

1) you relpace broken shoelaces, hang hammoks and clothes with the extra lengths of Qline you keep in the back of the car.

2) you develop a sudden affection for wind chimes and hang them strategically around your house so the different tones alert you to wind direction and speed.

3) above chimes awaken you at ungodly morning hours and you sprint to the beach without so much as a kiss to your girl or your morning coffee.

4) for the first time in your life you have a "six pack" of abs and very defined quadriceps.

5) stainless steel orings, snap shackles, and clam cleats are your idea of the "family jewels".

6) you can never have enough rope.

7) you carry a spare piece of leader line and, when bored at parties or on the plane or in line at the bank you practice all kinds of intricate knots

you have no less than 327 personal "wind meters" that you glance at every day on your commute. These include but are not limited to flags, trees, peeling billboard ads, etc etc.

9) every sunset session is a "religeous experience".

10) your local shoe-repair guy knows you on a first name basis and has operated on your harness 7 times in that many months and you have pretty much convinced HIM to go buy a kite.

11) you have devoloped intricate "systems" for everything from loading the car to laying your lines to cinching the harness to pulling out bladders and you mentally time yourself every run through so as to be a lean, mean, kiting machine and not lose one precious second of time on the water.

12) you are absolutely sure that you will be able to kitesurf until you are 83...and you'll be jumping higher each year.

13) you have reacurring fantasies of somehow becoming one of those lucky bastards that gets to ride all the prototype gear and go on all the photoshoots.

14) you find it VERY, VERY difficult to get psyched to go play raquetball or ride your bike or go scuba diving..."I mean, what if it starts to blow and I'm far from my kite!!??"

15) you're convinced that the human race has finally begun to evolve again and that WE are leading the pack!

16) work functions are distracting you from constantly watching tree tops to see how much wind there is even though you cant get to the beach.

17) Every sport you see is compared to kitesurfing.

1 You argue with non-kitesurfing friends that kitesurfing is better then everything.

19) You try so hard to get friends invovled, but when it comes down to it, it costs so much and they dont understand that spending $2000 bucks will re-define fun in their life...and you still can't believe that a few, although are just as fit as you, have no interest whatsoever in kitesurfing. They would rather spend all there money on junk.

20) When you have no wind or are bored, you will sit down and study kitesurfing movies. But when non kitesurfing friends come around they can't watch it for 5 seconds and you can't understand why...maybe they are jealous?

21) Your living space is shrinking due to the pile of gear in the middle of your house where the TV, VCR, dinner table and couch used to be before selling them to buy another kite.

22) Your control bar is used for hanging coats - when you're not hanging from it...

23) You have a massive stupid grin on your face whilst hosing the kite down with water in the garden after an epic session.

24) Afterwards you think a clean kite sat in your garden drying off is a beautiful sight, while you're girlfriend thinks you've lost yourmarbles and wished you treated everything else in the house with the same care and attention - especially her.

25) Your kite buddies have replaced your lifelong high-school/college buddies.

26) You find yourself daydreaming about kitesurfing at all hours of the day

27) You}ve only stayed at home for 3 weekends in a 5 month period, 2 of which were because of weddings or birthday parties.

2 You are constantly tryin