Put your ipod on shuffle, and answer the questions with the songs that come up.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Justin Nozuka - Down In A Cold Dirty Well

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
David Ryan Harris - Used To This

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Breaking Benjamin - So Cold

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Veer Union - Im Sorry

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Better Than Ezra - Special

WHAT DO YOUR EX'S THINK OF YOU?
Adelitas Way - Invincible

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Paolo Nutini - Pencil Full Of Lead

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?.
Marc Broussard - Evangeline Rose

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
10 Years - Autumn Effect

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
Babylon Bombs - Hometown Hero

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BDAY?
Joe Buddens - Pump It Up

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNEAL
Chris Cagle - What A Beautiful Day

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Creed - Lullaby

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Creed - Higher

HAPPY TIMES:
Nickelback - Hero

SAD TIMES:
Rooney - Paralyzed

FOR TODAY:
Black Stone Cherry - Lonely Train

FOR TOMORROW:
Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
Dispatch - Headlights

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
Immortal Technique - Point Of No Return

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Justin Nozuka - Im In Peace

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Lemar - Any Justice

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Shnedown - Carried Away

HOW WILL I DIE?
Nonpoint - Bullet With A Name

TITLE OF THE MOVIE OF YOUR LIFE?:
Andrew Garcia - Sunday Morning

THE SONG THAT YOU'LL HAVE IN THE OPENING?:
One Less Reason - A Day To Be Alone

CREDITS?:
Hinder - Get Stoned

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
10. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
12. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can’t change the channel.
13. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
14. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
15. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
16. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
17. Ask what the theater’s return policy on popcorn is.
18. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing “Let’s all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat”
19. Every time there is a gun shot scream, “Hit the floor!”, jump on the floor, and cover your head.
20. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
21. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting “Hooters!”
22. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
23. Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do you work here?”
24. Sing with the theme music.
25. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.