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John C
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- Though present medical consensus would suggest that a giant hairy human being could not survive solely on microwaved sausage rolls and bottles of flat Stella, this giant hairy human being is not only surviving but quite violently alive. Furthermore he has indisputably disproved the accepted conceptual hypothesis implying that recurrent extreme sleep deprivation would lead to inevitable severe psychosis. Not only does the subject exhibit near-impervious sanity he has attained the flawless physical perfection previously thought only possible for members of the coniferous family.
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- One long scream until you run out of breath.
- A race run by fools but enjoyed by tortoises.
- A stage with no audience but plenty of critics.
- 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration and 17% miscalculation
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So I said to Plato, “There’s only room in my head for one of us”. He said there’s loads of space since Napoleon moved out. He had me there. The problem is after our confrontation he went and invited some friends over. It’s getting crowded. The constant Greek chatter isn’t so bad but one of them brought bongos. It’s very hard to concentrate when there’s a toga party in full swing in your frontal lobe. Especially when you’re not invited yourself. If subconscious squatters weren’t enough to shake my sanity, substantial evidence is mounting suggesting that my hair may be haunted. Recently I’ve got the distinct impression that my follicles are possessed by a disgruntled unearthly spirit intent on my violent demise. It’s very distressing waking to find your bed surrounded by bear traps and your hair guiltily silent. Last week I found a copy of Assassins Monthly in my hat. But enough about me, how are you?1 Comment 338 weeks
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…and that’s when I decided that being a tree was not a legitimate career choice. Since then I’ve moved to London, started wearing clothes again and reintegrated into human society. I’m presently living it up in beautiful Bloomsbury seeking enlightenment and/or oblivion. I’ve found a comfortable, semi-detached post-box to sleep in and am financing my fish finger addiction by selling parents to orphans. During the day I’m pursuing a Masters at University College London on “Words that rhyme with sponge”. At night I dine with the social elite, party with movie stars, and harvest organs with royalty. I’m here for at least twelve consciousness-stretching, adventure-laden months and encourage all visits from familiar faces and their valuable kidneys. Look after Ireland while I'm gone, I do not want any corrupt fascist dictatorships established in my absence.
Height is right!
PS: Enjoy each day as if it was your last.
PPS: Ignore that last sentence until next Tuesday.
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Why the new flash video thing?
Coz its 5 in the morning and Bebo took away Pacman. I don't know why. Pacman never hurt anyone except a bunch of good-for-nothing ghosts and some fruit. I feel I have been wronged. John is angry. John want revenge. John want to smash. But the waves calm John and prevent him throwing his laptop against the wall in retaliation to Bebo's unfeeling autocracy. The waves are good. The waves make John all sleepy. John tired now. John no smash. Laptop lives. John sleeps. Bebo gets lucky escape.0 Comments 349 weeks
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Dave O'Dea10/25/10I just snagged $786 in 4 days at home on the computer! Made it with - http://bit.ly/d4akeF Your going to be so happy!
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you Kirk , OMG.....this hot crazy chick with huge tits is showing on msn messenger! message devioussmile82@live.com on msn before she gets off!
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Angelita Rivera
Re: you Annice im new to your area and dont really know anyone i like movies, shopping, and just hanging out.. can u hit me back up on msn messengar my name there is jane25white@live.com
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Esteban Mendoza4/27/08John john john john john john?
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Shane3/9/08to answer an old question ..... that was a nunbearpig.
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Just Plain Old Amy2/10/08Hey hey Big Tall John, with your lord of the manor hair and your sparkling wit!! I had a very nice birthday, thanks, did all the usual shame-inducing falling about stuff that you'd expect. you know yourself. And how are you?
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Kieran Kenny2/7/08...Tell me it wasn't the barman who said he knew my father, he knows where I live. I'm working at the moment, like always. Just trying to keep my head low these days, you know yourself. Any other news?
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Sara Traynor11/20/07Hey John, you back in ireland for christmas? Organising a class gettogether so let us know if you're back soon!
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Shane11/11/07
So where the hell are you these days?
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Just Plain Old Amy10/14/07
Hey Big Tall John!! (wave wave)
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Paul O Halloran10/12/07Its actually 8.30 to 5. Well thats the theory anyway, we have clock in cards but mine never seems to work in the morning. Funny that. The working life is not great, its boring and im personally as broke as ever. However with what they do give me ive managed a few serious sessions. Where you in college London is it? hows that working out-Al Gore the brown nosed arse kisser got the Nobel, shoulda been you John. Should have been you.
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Esteban Mendoza10/4/07
When will i be famous John? When?
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Paul O Halloran9/27/07
Johnny C whatever happened to the days of your mental bebo site, too much college can kill a man..
Do you like the title of my new book- im thinking of drawing lots of people and having you in the picture too wearing a red and white sweater- clever right???
Clodagh M 0 RepliesHi
Richie White 0 RepliesI've decided since you're in another country now(aka wexfordonia) I'm replacing you with a new tall friend- his name is bob! He's almost as exciting as dust mites and pollen.
Clodagh M 0 Replies