you dress nicely, he says you're a snob

If you dress sexy, he says you’re a slut

If you dress nice, he says your trying to attract other guys

If you argue with him, he says you’re stubborn

If your quite, he says you’re stupid

If you call him, he says you’re needy and clingy.

If he calls you, he says you should be grateful

If you don’t love him, he’ll try to win you

If you love him, he’ll leave you.

If you don’t fuck him, he’ll say you don’t love him

If you do, he’ll say you’re easy.

If you tell him your problems, he’ll say you’re irritating,

If you don’t, he’ll say you don’t trust him.

If you lecture him, he’ll say you’re bitchy,

If he lectures you, it’s because he “cares“.

If you brake a promise, you can’t be trusted,

If he brakes it, he had to,

If you drink, your bad,

If he drinks, he’s hanging out,

If you do well on your exams, it was lucky,

If he does well, it was “just skills, baby!”

If you sleep around, your a tramp,

If he sleeps around, he’s “the man“

If you hurt him, your a bitch,

If he hurts you, it‘s because your so hard to understand,

If you cheat, you expect it to be over,

If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance!

*girl*- slow down ,im scared!
*guy*- no this is fun!
*girl*- no its not! its too scary
*guy*- then tell me you love me!
*girl*- fine , i love you, but slow down
*guy*- now give me a BIG hug!
*girl*- (hugs him)
*guy*- can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? its buggin me!

(in the papaer next day)

....A motorcycle crashed into a building last night becaue of break failure. two people where involved, a male and a female only one survived. the truth was that halfway down the road the 18 year old boy realized his breaks were broke, but he didnt want to let his partner know , instead he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time and let her wear is helmet so she would live realizin he would be the one to die,

!!..*would youdo this for the one you love*..!!
!!..* think about it*..!!

My Daddy .... //* = jojo
My Mummy ....//* manda
My Hubby ....//* =simon lolx
My Wifey ....//* = me sxc katie wray x
My Son ....//* =paul edwards
My Daughter ....//* =vicky x
My Bitchy Sister ....//* = jenny wenny
my Big Sister ....//* =
My Lil Sister ....//* = me zoey baby
My Big Bro ....//* =
My Lil Bro ....//* =
My Baby ....//* =
My auntie ....//* = mashely
My Babys Daddy ....//* =
My Best Mate ....//* = sianie xx
My Boyfriend ....//* =
My Baybee gal ....//* =
My Babe ....//* = freya xx
My Sexy Girl ....//* = steph baby xx
My Sexy Boi ....//* = scally xx
My Secret Admirer ....//* = we all tht dnt we jen
My Bad Boy ....//* =anthony
My Sexy Gorguss Model ....//* = katie wray (ginger)
My Manager ....//* = ma becky boo
My Hairdresser ....//* = me myself and I
My Dirty Dancer ....//* = me nan
My Bit On The Side ....//* = tyrone hehe oj
My Body Guard ....//* = ash mash
My Rudeboy ....//* = milkey
My Gangsta's ....//* = Rachy d
My Partner In Crime ....//* = kasey
My Bitch ....//* = jojo (1st class)
My Bum Chum ....//* =chloe x
My Everything ....//* = ciggies
My Guardian Angel ....//* = nanny miss yoouuu
My Twin ....//* = milky
My Princess ....//* = katie
My Legend ....//* = is me
My Prince Charming ....//*= philly
My Sexy Footballer ....//* = scally
My Massager ....//* gaynor
My Bezzie ....//* =kasey n katie
My sex god ....//* =me ali babee
My Boo ....//* =me ali babee
My Boggie Bud ....//* =me nan
My dead Husband ....//* = ty
Ma Bum Buddy ....//* = sianie
MY Raver....//* zoey
My Best Friend For Life....//* me ali babee
My Pimp ....//* = liam (gayboi)
My Spaz ....//* = sean ball
My Fairy Godmother....//* = kerry
My Best Friend ....//* = kasey
My Sunshine ....//* = is my ass
My kinky Devil ....//* = kasey
My "I"m always there for you" friend....//* = everyone ect kasey katie
My Lover.... scally
My Sparkle Baby .... milky
My Drama Queen ..... jenny
My Gawjus Gurliee's.... kasey n katie
My Lil Cupcake .... freya
My Next Door Neighbour.... the basterds
My Partner in Crime #2.... zo-mo
My Special Someone.... scally
My Hyper Friend.... amy g x
My Nightmare.... mary beth
My Munchkin- amy gordon
My Hug Buddy - zoey
My Thug - jojo
My Lil Pet - katie wray
My Dream - leon x
My Stalker -ty babee
My Assosiate - ty
My Admirer -we all know who tht is dnt we
My Shootin Star - jamie
My Sweetheart- scally
My Imaginary Friend- casper
My Gangsta Homie- zoey
My Drinkin Buddy - me lil zoey xx
Me Lil Cutie = philly
Me Lil druggy = jojo