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Chris

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Chris
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  • Male, 22, Luv 197
  • from Camby/Halfway
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Member since: September 2006
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Chris Barker
Glasgow (H) .
I'm 19 years old.
Brogan Keddie My gal :-)




















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Music
AC/DC
metallica
maiden
fozzy
wasp
airbourne
linkin park
trivium
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Scary ones. Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction
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Nothing I can think of
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sleeping and with mates
my future
sex, drugs, rock n roll,
speed, weed and birth control
...... i can't remember the rest

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    • biggest speeding ticket ever

      Top this for a speeding ticket...


      Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.


      Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.


      Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.


      Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:


      "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.


      Good Day..."


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      SHERLOCK HOLMES and DOCTOR WATSON went on a camping trip. in the middle of the nyt holmes awoke his faithul friend. " watson look up at the sky and tell me wat u see"
      watson replied " i see millions and millions of stars"
      "wat does tht tell u" says holmes
      "well....astronomically, it tells me tht there are millions of galaxies and billions of planests. Horologically, i deduce that the tym is approxamately a quarter past three. meteorologically i suspect that it wil b a beautiful day 2moro.... y wat does it tell u holmes?"
      holmes thinks 4 a moment thn spoke "watson someone has stolen our tent"

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    • and thes


      1. give me ur number?
      1.5) jst give me it if u sed no
      2. love me?
      3. let me kiss u?
      4. watch a movie with me?
      5. have dinner with me?
      6. drive me sumwer?
      8. be my gf
      9. tell me u think im hot?
      10. buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
      11. take me home for da nite?
      15. do u think im attractive, beautiful or sexy?
      16. do u like my style?
      17. do u think im funi?
      18. do u care about me?
      19. would u dance wit me?
      20. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?
      21 wood u give me a bday kiss

      3 Comments 320 weeks

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    What Action Hero Are You?

    My result is: Chuck Norris

    You are a round-house-kicking-fact-machine! When you do a pushup, you don't push yourself up, you pushes the Earth down. Be proud you have a beard like a tumble weed that harbors another fist!
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