1. Spain hates aido.
2. we love aido.
3. Sagias, firmas, maturas and lets not forget humungas!!
4. NO!
5. Never take a picture of the police!
6. Never piss while walking down the road when the police are looking at you!
7. I'll suck your dick for a beer mate!
8. Young one's!!
9. Aidos name will fit into any song whatsoever.
10. Senor Glitter's wet dream is to be served K.F.C. by a naked phillapino boy with a spanish accent in thailand!
11. You need to make an appointment when seeing D.R. Congo, unless he wants to see u!
12. Julius Ceasar.
13. No i did her!
14. Howard Sterns penis drababuy drababuy
15. Bulls are fucking scary wen they weigh 560 kilos and are chasing u up a hill faster than u can run!
16. If you're drunk and you know it clap your hands!
17. Aido fucking Murry!
18. Equador, close the fucking door!
20. Old spanish men like to "stop and stare".
21. Irish horny leprechauns
22. If you cant get a hold of sex, drugs or beer in Barcalona, than you must be blind deaf and stupid!
23. Rave train!
24. Slick dick loves his siesta!
25. Ausies are cool!
26. Wen u wake up puking sangria with a full bucket of it in your tent! than u'v had a good nite!
27. I look like a polish, legoman/ terminator/ robo-cop
28. "I am a tank"
29. Ola Gropa!
30. Sunday bloody sunday is the best song to play everday wen surrounded by britts!
31. Senor Glitter tackles the madator, while Senor Gestapo grabs the bull by the horns and Senor Nicklson rapes the bull from behind!
33. Beer cocaine hashish
34. 63 euro fuck me in pussy fuck me in ass.
35. Barcalona is fucking crazy
36. Kabab shops will serve you beer at 3 in the mornin wen your steamed!
37. So will italian restaraunts.
38. Slick dick :" i was just in the cockpit on the pilot's seat and he kicked me out"- it was a train!
39. Slick dick: "im gonna sit down beside this nice old man"
40. Train stations will serve beer at 8 in the mornin!
41. Madrid airport is shit
42. Dont steal a huge flag from someone and leave it outside ur tent a few metres away!
43. AUDLERBRAU is the nicest beer in the world
44. Hey hey lets go kikasu, na na na na na protect my balls, da da da so lets fighting, lets fightin love!
45. You can get into a club steamed at 5 in the morning with a "do not pass" banner wrapped around your head!
46. Metro's have toilets?? They do now!
47. Never listen to miguel when he's rotten drunk or he'll hav you on the wrong train!
48. Pass out in the gutter, meet a giant fish, FUCK ITS BRAINS OUT!
49. I drank a fifth of vodca, u dare me to drive?
50. i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair, dont you?......forget about me!
51. No its pronounced theatre!
52. Miguel can express himself when he's angry! --"That was SHIT!" -- to a waitress
53. You know ur indecicive when it comes down to flipping a coin on buying a bottle of absence and getting steamed!
54. Heads always wins!
55. Absence is nice with fanta.
56. You know theres something going on wen ur demanded to swap beds so aido can be close to tinny.
57. Porno porno porno porno
58. Donkeys kill more people than planes do.
59. Pete Doherty is the head donkey!!
60. Whats the spanish for "I love"---i only know i like--- oh screw it .....I LOVE SPAIN!
61. Put a donk on it!
62. A jew is not just an insult, its also a religion, and may well be the religion of the person in the tent beside you.
63. Never go for a drunken swim at 4 in the mornin and leave your wallet on the beach unattended.
64. Who let the mayonaise out? oh for the love of god! RUN!
65. Whats down there.....a car park.... a chiropractor?

1. Full Name: shaun patrick joseph boyle
2. Nicknames: not really unless u count the new "coke man" invented by...cian i think?!
3. Birthday: 18/12/89
4. Place of Birth: SanFrancisco, California, U.S.A.
5. Zodiac Sign: sagitarius
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Year: 4th year (and did ty)
8. School: Summerhill
9. Occupation: commi chef in the canabhan pub and restourant
10. Residence: cliffoney
11. MSN Screen Name: shaun (ya kinda borin)

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: fair
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: Blue/green
15. Weight: dunno bout....10st havnt a clue to be honest
16. Height: Around 6,2
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: Nt yet
21. Righty or Lefty: Right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: prob stephen kennedy
23. First Award: prob sum medal in footbal in america
24. First Sport: soccer
25. First pet: Dog
26. First Real Vacation: Ehhhh, well prob to L.A wen i was 8 or 9
27. First Concert: it will be oxygen this yr!
28. First Love: maria

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: eeeehhhhh......???
30. TV programme: Family Guy
31. Color: Blue
32. Hip hop fella & girl: i dunno
33. Band: prob R.H.C.P but im more into dance
34. Song Right Now: rite now prob "how to save a life" from the frey
35. Friends: too many
36. Sweet: freddos! (the caramel ones)
37. Sport to Play: soccer
38. Restuarant: the canabhan
39. Favorite brand: None
40. Store: pull and bear
41. School Subject: physics? (im not a nerd)
42. Animal: dog
43. Book: ???????????
44. Magazine: nuts
45. Shoes: prob my fila ones

___Currently___

46. Feeling: tired
47. Single or Taken?: TAKEN!!
48. Have a crush: I hav more than a crush!
49. Eating: nutin
50. Drinking: water
51. Typing: well obviusly???!!!
52. Online?: once again.........
53. Listening To: black is the colour (dance version)
54: bored yet: a bit
55. Wanting To: go for a fag
56. Watching: the screen
57. Wearing: jeans and red huddy

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: sure why not
59. Want to be Married?: i guess
60. Careers in Mind: chef, engineerin
61. Where do you want to live: maybe back in america i dunno
62. Car: mitsubishi lancer

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Really don't care!!
64. Hair length: doesnt matter
65. Eye color: brown i supose..
66. Measurments: ............
67. Cute or Sexy: Both!!
68. Lips or Eyes: Eye's
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both!!
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me!!
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going!!!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous!!
73. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both!!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yup!
79. Had Alcohol: Hell ya!!
80. Smoked: Yip
81. Ran Away From Home: nope
82. Broken a bone: tink so
83. Got an X-ray: ya
84. Been with someone: yes!
85. Broken Someones Heart: i hope not
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: lol havnt we all

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yup
90. Miracles: I keep an open mind so yes!!
91. Love At First sight: Crush at 1st sight yes, love, no!!
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: no
95. Heaven: ya i supose
96. Hell: i guess
97. Angels: i guess
98. Kissing on The First Date: ya!!

___Answer Truthfully___

99.is der someone u wanna b wit but u no u can't hav? Already gt her!!!

Sligo foclair!!!
1) C'mere = Excuse me

2) I will yeah! = no!

3)''What's the story''+ ''Right Boi''? = how are you?

4) Hows the form? = hows it hanging?:

5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

6) State a him = He looks bad

7) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good

Pure = very

9) Two fucks = care

10) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care

11) Like = this word is used at least once in every Sligo sentence.
E.g. Ah know like you understand don't ya?

12) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.

13) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck.
E.g. I'll bate da fuck outa ya

14) Scetch = There's someone coming

15) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance

16) Dry Enough = Crap or Boring

17) Gaff = house

1 Free Gaff = house where the parents r absent (party at the gaff)

19) smell a balls ov ya = there is a stench of balls off your chin

20) giv him stones= to forcefully knock someone out

21) raaaaaagin= used to express dissappointment
eg.-aw i got three points in me leavin
-raaagin

22) rotten= double meanings
1. used to express disgust, usually used in the sentence: aw rotten boi
2. intoxicated

23) stung= when one is caught by a figure of authority, eg. parent, guard