Whenever you say something to someone, it is a quote from a book. (occasionally)

You begin to think of yourself as part of the Fellowship. (i'm still wishing )

Your bedroom looks like an elven forest (nah)

You wake up thinking how that next bit of the story should go.

A dark cloak is hanging from the coat rack by your door (not yet)

Threats start to sound better in elven and black speech then english. (much better)

You like your hair long because it looks 'elvish'.

At the dinner table, you say, "Give us the ssssalt sshaker, precioussss. We wantssss it, yesss, we wantssss it." (my impressions are rubbish, so i dont even try)

You have a tengwar font on your computer.(guilty)

your screen name means something in a Tolkien language.

you cant go hiking without checking over your shoulder for Black Riders.

"Sting" does not refer to a british musician. (it glows blue when they'res orcs about)

absolutely no one will play LOTR Trivial Persuit with you. (ever)

you see dog poop in the grass and insits it is ork spore.

you want to go to a bar just to sit in a dark corner with your hood up smoking a pipe.

you think twice before slipping on a ring.

you insist that the big grey quadrapeds with big ears, tusks, and a trunk are called "Olephaunts."

You refer to the doctor's office as The Houses of Healing.

you can tell what is happening in the movie just by hearing three measure of the soundtrack. (as charged)

you are temped to actually eat "tomatoes, sausages, and nice crispy bacon." (dont like tomatoes, but yes to the rest)

you know of a hill somewhere near your house that you call "weathertop."

you have thought about asking your doctor to test your blood for Numenorean. ( )

You introduce your friends like this; this is Thomas son of Todd

You call your most valued items precious (replica one ring... in my defence, it was a present )

You always feel as if there aren't that many LOTR fans out there (there are hardly any.. we're a dying race)

You notice that all the "cool people" at your school pretend to not like LOTR, but enjoy it behind your back

You own an Anduril and you always want to make a costume and wear it before Halloween

You feel like one of the Rohirrim every time you see the scene where Theodan leads the charge at the Pelenor fields (its like the freedom bit of braveheart)

You can't help wanting to jump on the nearest horse and go crush so imaginary orcs

You look for defensive qualities in the structures you see everday, ie; You think your school Gym could not hold out very long against an army of orcs.

You find that you overdo your costumes every year

Your day is ruined when you hear someone criticize LOTR

You think of the Nazgul whenever you see nine of anything

You notice that after watching/reading/playing LOTR your history class becomes more interesting (if only, cant really relate it to votes for women, unless he wants an essay on Eowyn)

You start to hum the Shire theme whenever you see short people walk by. (not likely, not many people shorter than me )

You want to dance on top of the table at parties with a mug of false beer

You create a sign for your room door that says "You cannot pass" or that "You must speak friend to enter"

The Ancient Greeks remind of you of the Gondorians

You find that you can stare for hours at an open plain with a hill in the middle and mountains in the background.

Lightsabers suddenly seem alot like Glamdring and Sting

When confused you say phrases like "I don't understand" in a Frodoish accent.

When you have a sudden burst of energy you hop and walk like Gollum while holding the nearest ring shaped object, such as a donut.

You accuse your friends and family of being Ringwraiths, since they always know your location even when your wearing your ring.

You think "Po-ta-toes. Boil them, mash them, stick them in stew" everytime your eating taters (yup)

Are you listening to anything?
Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane (acoustic)

What was the last thing you ate?
apple pie

What did you do today?
school and Dancing

Are you talking to anyone while doing this?
Craig n Karen

Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't?
Had a really strange dream involving my wee (big) brother dying on the first night of my Gold final. freaked me out

Three feelings at the moment?
tired, zonked, exhausted

Where are you right now?
my room

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
me mum

Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
can't say i have

What are you looking forward to this summer?
Blair Atholl 2010

Kill or Be killed?
depends on who i had to kill vs. how brutal my own death would be

Do you remember your dreams?
no.. just usually get the feeeling that they were really abstract..

Where did your last hug take place?
outside B block

What is the closest red object to you?
my ipod

Do you have an iPod or Mp3 player?
^^^^

Have you ever crawled through a window?
yup.... broke into my own house when i forgot my key k.o.

When was your last encounter with the police?
i saw two yesterday... not much of an encounter.
Oh, i bet a police officer at archery on RAG week a few years back

How did u get one of your scars?
Hobson dropped me.... not sure why he lifted me up in the first place really....(?)

Who do you blame for your mood today?
me.... i stayed up late.

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
back.... it's been a good week

ow often do you see your best friend?
most days

Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
my cat.....

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Hide for the most part..... i'm an emotional beast

Would you dance to the taco song?
Whats the Taco song ?

Is your hair curly?
kind of..... why?

Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
dislike, yes..... hate, occasionally

Think of a random person, and give them a message here, no names:
howz uni???? we miss you!!!!!

Should people go to bars to find love?
if they want to... i couldn't care less.... let me sleep DAMN YOU!!!!

What were you doing at midnight last night?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Last person that made you smile?
mmmm... my mum... coz she bought apple pie

Do you want to get married & have children one day?
??????

Are you going to bed after this?
already there..... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
 zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You HAVE to write ur name on the keyboard using..

Your fingers : ainsley
Your fingers with your eyes closed: ains;eu
Your nose: qainsley
Your tongue:eh.. no, ma wee bro uses this keybored.
Your elbow: ainsley... yas!!!
Your head: 218jn3po34276

my mum walked in the room when i tried the head thing.... she just looked @ me like "WTF"



lol ur turn!!!